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    Burner gets a sunburn!!

    Burner falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

    He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    Nurse J, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?" (other than help me)

    The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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    well that was an image that I could've done without, thanks Riss

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    ris...did you really need to add me into the story

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    Originally posted by J'Bo
    ris...did you really need to add me into the story

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    Re: Burner gets a sunburn!!

    Originally posted by Rissole
    The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
    are you implying that his wanker is actually long enough to do that?
    I pedal... Therefore I am.

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    Hey, Burners got a slug like an elephant (he told me so)

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    funny yes funny G 1 go to my new post buddy buddy even though you don't have kids I figured since your so popular with the older ladies you could help me out,

    rissole is that your body on your Av?



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    that is jbo's ass it is almost as nice as trish's, I said almost

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    trishs is a little tanner but whos lookin? hehe



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    hey stop lookin at my ass when i am not around
    btw GR81 wait til May of next year...promise it will be just as good
    and trish does have an ass to die for but its oil not a tan on her butt

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