Reply With Quotehey good idea i'll keep this in mind for vegas LOL
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08-27-2003, 01:51 PM #1Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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casino humour ...
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at an empty craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I am completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged and kissed each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly
departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.Now rollin' with the Raider
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08-27-2003, 02:04 PM #3Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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... that's almost word for word what the Missus said. 
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hey careful we're both blond it may work for us LOL
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08-27-2003, 02:21 PM #5Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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opps ... she's no longer blonde ... now it's more of her dark hair colour with red/blonde streaks in it. After years of dying her hair and almost monthly adding coloured chunks, her hair gave up. She had to have it cut and must now let it grow out ...
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08-27-2003, 02:40 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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hummm seems like I just read that in an email
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