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09-09-2003, 11:02 PM #1Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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The Official Yo Momma Thread!
Your Momma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles.
Your Mommas Pussy is so big when she does the splits she leaves a hickey on the ground.
Your Momma is so dirty when she took a shower she lost 20 pounds.
Your momma is so fat when she sits down she looks like a pancake spreading.
Your mamma so fat if she broke her leg, gravy spilled out.
Your mamma is so fat her bloodtype is ragu.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs
Your Turn...
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09-10-2003, 03:39 AM #2Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-10-2003, 04:16 AM #3Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Thanks for your high level of maturity.
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09-10-2003, 04:32 AM #4Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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Yo momma is so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids run after her shouting "Kool Aid Man!".
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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09-10-2003, 05:33 AM #5deadlifter
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Yo momma is so fat she has her own zipcode
Not all who wander are lost.
Do or do not. There's no try.
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09-10-2003, 12:04 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Did you take that personally, it was a come back for Yo momma jokes not a direct statement. I used to use that years ago when I was like 10 to counter the classics like: Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upThanks for your high level of maturity.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-10-2003, 10:11 PM #7Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Oh, then never mind.Originally posted by maniclion
Did you take that personally, it was a come back for Yo momma jokes not a direct statement.
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04-13-2006, 04:08 AM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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