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09-29-2003, 04:43 AM #1Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Signs you may be gay...
1. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming Fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches
itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
2. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks Bar-B-Q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a FAG.
3. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
4. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the shit-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will
never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
5. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to
your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to
remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the MLB, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar.
6. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier" is
you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are fag-gadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you're hungry for the beef-dagger. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off.
The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the bi-atch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be).
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous
sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of
those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to queers when they flame out too quickly.
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10-01-2003, 02:33 PM #2SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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10-01-2003, 02:38 PM #3RAWR! ELITE MEMBER
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You forgot "If your attracted to men, you're gay"
I'd say thats a lot gayer than owning a cat. Not to mention there are cats who slay mice all day then there are little dogs with high yelps who wear ribbons and fit in purses.Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
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signs you might be gay= you came into this thread
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10-02-2003, 05:23 AM #5Registered User
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real sign of a fag
The surest sign of a real fag is a guy that worries enough about fag tip-offs to post them. Pull up your skirts, honey and get down on your knees and service me.
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10-02-2003, 01:25 PM #6SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by J'Bo
signs you might be gay= you came into this thread
j'bo you trying to tell us something??
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10-02-2003, 01:27 PM #7EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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I think you might qualify under some of these things. Remember when you and Burner were talking about "ramen" pronounced "raw-men"
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10-02-2003, 01:33 PM #8SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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i was talking about noodles...the edible kind....food kind....the kind they sell at stores....made in factories.....like speghetti noddles...(ok hoppfully that blocked off any opening for a comback
)then all of a sudden you and burner got all gay and started talking about raw-men and and nasty stuff 
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10-03-2003, 04:12 PM #9The Original Jackass
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If your name on chat sites is Cronno1000 you are most certainly gay. What the hell is the 1000 for anyways? Men that have been satisfied?
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10-03-2003, 04:59 PM #10Super Hero in Training
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1000 satisfied lovers?Originally posted by irontime
If your name on chat sites is Cronno1000 you are most certainly gay. What the hell is the 1000 for anyways? Men that have been satisfied?
cronno sounds like the mcdonalds of the rainbow community..
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10-03-2003, 04:59 PM #11Super Hero in Training
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I admit..I am a lesbien...Originally posted by J'Bo
signs you might be gay= you came into this thread
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
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10-03-2003, 06:53 PM #12EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by CRASHMAN
i was talking about noodles...the edible kind....food kind....the kind they sell at stores....made in factories.....like speghetti noddles...(ok hoppfully that blocked off any opening for a comback)then all of a sudden you and burner got all gay and started talking about raw-men and and nasty stuff
LMAO!!!!!
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10-03-2003, 06:58 PM #13EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by irontime
If your name on chat sites is Cronno1000 you are most certainly gay. What the hell is the 1000 for anyways? Men that have been satisfied?
Even Funnier!
Damn IT, quit stroking it and get to the library and be on more often! You crack me up! Also, set the beer down... it's not going anywhere!
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I think that was some of the funniest shit i've read!
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10-04-2003, 01:59 PM #15The Original Jackass
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Originally posted by david
Damn IT, quit stroking it and get to the library and be on more often! You crack me up! Also, set the beer down... it's not going anywhere!
Love to David, but I just can't stop playing with myself
Naw, just not much time to get over here, we should be getting a computer at home hopefully in the next couple of months, that should boost my whoring time
true, if I set my beer down it's not going anywhere, but that means it's not going down me.
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10-05-2003, 08:47 PM #16EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Playing with yourself?? Thanks for sharing that especially in a gay thread.
Where is Cronno?? I send him a PM and he runs scared. Now, that's being GAY!oke:
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