Yikes!! Yeah I think I keep my tongue in my mouth until it needs to be used for pleasure, and that is not pleasure
Gary
If you lick your envelopes...You won't
anymore!!!!
A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she
licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using
a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the
envelope.A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of
her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong.
Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days
later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get
really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to
the hospital, and demanded something be done.
the doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He
prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her
tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach
eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to h atch
inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and
moist...This is a true story reported on CNN.
2) Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory.
You wouldn't believe the things that float around in
those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!"
3) To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and
we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never
understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500
envelops that were already printed for a customer who was
around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They
eat the glue on the envelopes.
I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than
a restaurant.
I always buy the self sealing type. Or if need be I use a glue
stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet
to stick.
Yikes!! Yeah I think I keep my tongue in my mouth until it needs to be used for pleasure, and that is not pleasure
Gary
This is an Urban Legend...
http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/poroaches.html
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yeah but howabout that Seinfeld episode where George's fiance dies from the toxicity on her envelopes, good stuff!


If I sit on an envelope, will a cockroach crawl out of my bunghole?
roflmao......That was funny bevis! why don't you try sitting on an envelope and find out. Then we'll know.
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Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.
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What's really funny is that there are people that actually BELIEVE stories like this one![]()
~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards


Well, sometimes strange shit like this actually happens. Remember that story about the dude who got something in his eye, his eye got very irritated over a few weeks, and eventually a doctor pulled out an insect larva? That was real, and that was some nasty stuff!Originally posted by butterfly
What's really funny is that there are people that actually BELIEVE stories like this one![]()
i like the taste of envelopes![]()
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mmmmmmmmmcockroach eggs
makes you kinda want to roll around naked in a pile of envelopes![]()
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
and make sure to get lots of paper cuts too![]()
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Really... and what is it about "envelopes" that taste good, Crash??Originally posted by CRASHMAN
i like the taste of envelopes![]()
mmmm gluey paper![]()
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sick!![]()
tastes like butterscotch
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