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    Steven Seagal

    What the fuck happened to him!?!? He's blimped up and he sucks now! Remember when he was the shit and everyone loved seeing him clothesline stupid fucks? On the other hand, go to www.atomfilms.com they have some animated spoofs that were done real well and that will make you fall out your chair laughing.

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    Here's the link.

    http://search.shockwave.com/_1_ZWDU9...art=&ver=22402

    I promise you won't be disappointed.

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    He has been blimped up, and he enjoyed beating his now ex-wife.

    I used to hit Atom Films before they got bought

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    There is no way that I would hit another woman....
    His ex-wife was so fine that the beating that she would
    get from me is to beat her "Y" with my "I"

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    Hey TheGreatSaton,
    I just watched one of those movies and im truely dissapointed. I didnt not even crack a smile once... I guess it takes a certain kind of sense of humor......

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    He`s a fucking moron. He was choked out TWICE by one of the guys on some movie for speaking shit.........Gene LaBell was the choker, Segal, chokie

    As the story goes....."LeBell was doing the stunt choreography for one of Steven's movies (LeBell is a very accomplished stuntman). Anyway, a few guys were gathered around and Gene was telling them about grappling. Seagal overheard and something to the effect of "that shit wouldnt' work on me, because you couldn't get ahold of me...and even if you did, I could get out of it." So apparantly LeBell called him on it, and asked if he could try. So, apparantly they locked up, and of course Gene easily got behind him and put him in a standing choke, Steven wouldn't tap, so Gene choked him all the way out. They woke him up, and Gene was walking away, but Steven was too happy about what had happened, and came running at LeBell, yelling and such. He was still groggy, and LeBell caught him, and choked him out AGAIN."

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    If that's true, kuso, That's some funny ass shit

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    Several people swear it is.

    LeBell was some world champ at Judo amoungst other martial arts too, so it wouldn`t surprise me. When Segal was in Japan he spoke a lot of shit too and had several offers to fight.....he left pretty damned quickly too lol

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    hillarious

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    There are stories about every martial artist that has made a movie. Some may be true, but I find it hard to believe that it happens to every martial artist that makes a movie. I've heard the same about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li ... etc. It's almost like an urban myth ...
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    Bruce, no way.....even Jackie chan says he was badass motha....Jackie himself...maybe, he`s an entertainer, not fighter...Jet li....who cares...Segal, I believe though simply because he is a wife beating big mouthed ass hole!

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    because he was a wife beater, I hope that the story was true!!
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    I also don`t like the fact he was happily married ( according to the wife ) to a Japanese chick until he hit the big time, then quickly threw her to the side to grab some famous chick.........then to beat on. The guy is scum.....unskilled scum too

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    Originally posted by kuso
    The guy is scum.....unskilled scum too
    Some women that have interviewed for movie roles with him said they felt demeaned performing things he would request, and just generally made them feel like he was a sexist pig.

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