Thread: Fifteen things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse\partner is taking

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in a official tone, "I
think we have a Code 3 in house wares" and see what happens.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that
you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why won't you people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out
of toilet paper in here!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2-minute intervals.

This is something that I would do!