Reply With QuoteAnd now Anderson Consulting is out of business, thanks to that little Enron scandal, so what the fuck do they know?Originally posted by Prince
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Are you qualified to be a professional?
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10-02-2003, 12:34 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Are you qualified to be a professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional. " Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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10-02-2003, 12:53 PM #3I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Re: Re: Are you qualified to be a professional?
you're just pissed cause you flunked the test!!Originally posted by I Are Baboon
And now Anderson Consulting is out of business, thanks to that little Enron scandal, so what the fuck do they know?
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10-02-2003, 12:57 PM #4pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Zero for four!Originally posted by Prince
you're just pissed cause you flunked the test!!
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There's a flaw with the test... it is assumed that the person taking the test will assume each question is directly related to the previous one and are dependant on one another.
I would assume that people think the questions are independant from one another... individual scenarios... where as they actually relay a sequence of events.~Ann
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I passed. Im used to the stupid elephant jokes.
Do a search on google for "elephant jokes" their pretty funny.I pedal... Therefore I am.
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pssst...butterfly it's just a joke (not a real test).Originally posted by butterfly
There's a flaw with the test... it is assumed that the person taking the test will assume each question is directly related to the previous one and are dependant on one another.
I would assume that people think the questions are independant from one another... individual scenarios... where as they actually relay a sequence of events.
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OOOOHHHHHHHHHH... ok I get it nowOriginally posted by Prince
pssst...butterfly it's just a joke (not a real test).
~Ann
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