Thread: The Extreme Ultimate in New Training Techniques!

what a weakling he can only do two plates

I can do the same thing with my butt cheeks.

Now that is ingenious lol

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
I can do the same thing with my butt cheeks.

and my lower lip

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
what a weakling he can only do two plates

Hey Satan,

Where the hell have you been...?
Now wait, was that the right question for you?

I just finished my daughters nursery

Kewl Satan....

I bet it came out nice. You'll have to take some pictures.
How did your bathroom remodeling go? Did you finish it yet?

Anyway, it's good to see you. Things aren't the same around here without the Great Satan

My bath is fuqqed. The tub will cost $600.00. But that's not to worry. It's actually the cost of installation. For a whirlpool tub, I need to hire a carpenter, an electrician and a plumber. which will end up costing me like $4,000.00

Wow! That's a lot of dough.
I remodeled our small bathroom myself. I had marble put in the shower. I did all the demolition ripping out all the old sheetrock and old shower tile (pain in ass). Once it was all bare, then I installed the marble shower pan myself. I was getting mixed opinions on how to do it. The manufacturer told me all I had to do is lay it down directly on the hardwood floor. Since the floor appeared level, that is what I did. Unfortunately after I connected the drain plumbing I found it teedered a little when standing in it and it wasn't quit level. I then luckily was able to go underneath and slide some wood shims in there and jam several in there till I got it perfectly level. Then I sprayed a can of that foam in all the voids.

After that I put new sheetrock and had a guy from the manufacturer install the marble walls. Other than that I did all the sheetrock and drywall. Then used a hopper gun and blew the texture on... Installed a new sink, toilet, vanity mirror, ceiling fan, and towel holders, blew on some primer and paint, and whalla all done.... Was definately an experience. Was sure glad it was done.. The hardest part was working in such a confined space. And if you ever put in a shower pan, use some quickset first...

Originally posted by Randy
The photo speaks for itself

P.S - Don't try this at home

Hi Randy. I highly doubt this would be Humanly possible. Sure would be damn nice though! I will say that a Man can lift with his Penis (low weight) and that it does have very good effects on the Muscles attached thereto and that you do seem to work better for having done this type of exercise too. I have always felt that God should have made a Man's Penis a Muscle too and that it should be able to be worked out and have more uses then it presently does now. (I know this sounds kinda crazy - BUT THINK ABOUT IT honestly!) Imagine the loads you could blow if it were a Muscle and things you could do with it Sexually speaking for example. If I could ask God for something I would ask him to make Men's Penis a Muscle (and maybe generally about 10 or so inches in length and about 6" or so thick) also like any other Muscle in his body and have multiple uses and abilities. I believe Men generally would be very grateful. Take Care, John H.

um..hes prob balancing it between his upper quads and the wall (notice proximity)

regardless, what does this prove? he can F*** a fat woman without it breaking off?

Nice response Greek

Well my though is..... "You know how us men like to show off our muscles to our women?" Well, what better muscle to show
If your other body parts can be made larger by lifting weights, why not .

Originally posted by greekblondechic
um..hes prob balancing it between his upper quads and the wall (notice proximity)

regardless, what does this prove? he can F*** a fat woman without it breaking off?

I can't believe people are discussing how he did it, 135 pounds shoot, he probably wore a weight belt under the shirt with a rope.

thank you Dr Mudge, deception expert

I still say this "skill" would be useless

And the penis is NOT a muscle..

The barbell is painted onto the wall (it's a backdrop)
The guy is just facing the wall

Originally posted by Mudge
I can't believe people are discussing how he did it, 135 pounds shoot, he probably wore a weight belt under the shirt with a rope.