Thread: Closest you've been to death?

Without going into details, while serving in the military during an operation on middle Eastern foreign soil, had a bullet come so close to my head I heard it wizz by and hit a tree in front of me.

Glad they missed ya FS, or we would have never had the chance to see those gawd aweful firepants of your's. lol

Originally posted by Mudge
I seem to recall they say you live long enough to feel your eyeballs explode.

That's too long for me.

Takin way to much exstacy at 14 and thinkin i was going to die . felt like i was havin a heart attack . ive never been so terrified in all my life . i praid to god so hard for the first time and said if you save me i will spend my life doing your work . within five minutes i was better . i have not kept that promise and im 30 now . im runnin out of time to make good on dat promise . also when my mates uncle had just got out of prison and wanted coke . i couldnt be bothered to get it for him ( he was a proper nob jockey ) . so he tried to stab me with a kitchen knife . i ran so fast i almost flew ! also fell from a second story apartment when bout 6 . landed head firsy , cant remember any of it . but my mum got home from work and found me walkin bout like a zombie and took me home . also fell out of a tree , hit floor head first when drunk . In secondary school was knocked out in fight by fire exstingesher too back of head , split my skull right open . Taking too much drugs and almost driving into an on coming lorry with friends . Having to spend the night in an Israeli prison and gettin decked by bout ten geezers , all either arab or ethiopian , the middle eastern men are tough , not like westernised bredders . dats bout it .

oh yeah , and being shocked from the mains in Israel before work . talk about wake up call !

gotta watch out for dem geezers mate..

A drunk driver was driving down the wrong side of the interstate and hit the minivan right in front of me (in my lane). Both were going around 80ish. I saw them slam into each other, then fly apart. Luckily, we were able to maneuver around the two vehicles, with the drunk's truck clipping the back passenger side of us and doing $13,000 in damage to the our car's frame. Three people in the minivan were killed. As I saw them crash, I thought "Are we about to die?" Thank god that minivan was there.

Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf

A drunk driver was driving down the wrong side of the interstate and hit the minivan right in front of me (in my lane). Both were going around 80ish. I saw them slam into each other, then fly apart. Luckily, we were able to maneuver around the two vehicles, with the drunk's truck clipping the back passenger side of us and doing $13,000 in damage to the our car's frame. Three people in the minivan were killed. As I saw them crash, I thought "Are we about to die?" Thank god that minivan was there.

while removing a tree stump with an angle grinder with a saw blade attached and no safety gaurds on I cut into my leg (lol) and my main artery was exposed and had a 6 inch cut that was nearly 3 inch deep

i fell about 500 feet with a partially opened parachute on a training mission at ft bragg.....luckily it was Sicily Drop Zone which is sandy and it just hurt real bad....later i found out i had chipped cartilage in my mid spine area......

some nigger pushed me off a subway platform at 14 yrs old. as soon as i hit the tracks, i guess my adrenaline spiked and i bounced up. i jumped up towards the platform and couldnt make it. so i just rolled under the crawl space under the ledge of the platform. i still remember the smell of the tracks. thats one of many.

another time a nigger swung a box cutter at me. i must of been 14 as well. (bad year) in my peripheal, i saw it. i moved just in time, my bubble coat was ripped apart. would of been my face/throat.

at 16 or so....a car full of PR spics pull up while i was in midtown. they asked where the tunnel was...some old school club. so as im givinb directions like a dumb fuck, the passenger grabs my chain. driver takes off....the sterling silver link didnt snap. so i was dragged for several yards at top speed.

crashed a 4 wheeler into a chain link fence at 17. broke my wrist and had to take stiches in the corner of my eye....the corner of my eye was just hanging. plastic surgeon stiched that shit back up.

next...i was cleaning a WWII era revolver that i stole from someones house. i musta been 15-16. I was adjusting the trigger pressure by turning a small screw and oiling. bascially making it easy to fire rapidly. anyway, POP! fuckin ears were blown out since it was a closed bathroom. had no idea there was a round in. how fucking dumb. blew a hole into the mirror, shards of glass flyin at me and shit. That shit would of made americas funniest.

my teen years were fucked. everyday, it was something.

I smashed my prized 72 Super Beetle (I didn't have a ton of money growing up) into a tree right before I graduated from high school. I think I paid 700 dollars for the car, and the steering wheel shook when I turned left. I was driving too fast on a country road late at night, fifth of Beam in my crotch, and passing a joint back and forth to the girl I'd picked up at a party. Anyway, the rear wheel went off the road, and the car started to slide sideways. We slammed into a giant tree, sheared off the back of the car, including engine. The car straightened momentarily, then started to roll. We rolled at least twice. When we hit the tree, my head went through the side window, and she broke her nose on the back of my head. When we finally came to a stop, I was lying on the hood, having gone through the windshield after eating the steering wheel and knocking out six teeth. Her upper thigh laid at a very ugly angle. I was out for awhile, but when I heard the sirens I chucked the bottle, and got rid of the weed in the glove box. I knew I was in trouble when the paramedic came running down the hill and stumbled back with a horrified look on his face when he saw me. When your injuries scare the paramedic, it's never a good sign. I had over thirty stitches in my skull and seventy two down the left side of my back. Seven trip to the oral surgeon to replace the broken teeth with permanent crowns. She got a broken nose and leg out of the deal. If my car would've kept going another ten feet down the embankment, there was a 100 foot drop right off the side. To say I could have easily died is obvious.

while over seas mid east several bullets nicked my arm and left a nice scars.

Originally Posted by Dark Geared God

while over seas mid east several bullets nicked my arm and left a nice scars.

Show them war wounds my kniggs Cause I heard they are nothing but paper cuts

Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico

some nigger pushed me off a subway platform at 14 yrs old. as soon as i hit the tracks, i guess my adrenaline spiked and i bounced up. i jumped up towards the platform and couldnt make it. so i just rolled under the crawl space under the ledge of the platform. i still remember the smell of the tracks. thats one of many.

another time a nigger swung a box cutter at me. i must of been 14 as well. (bad year) in my peripheal, i saw it. i moved just in time, my bubble coat was ripped apart. would of been my face/throat.

at 16 or so....a car full of PR spics pull up while i was in midtown. they asked where the tunnel was...some old school club. so as im givinb directions like a dumb fuck, the passenger grabs my chain. driver takes off....the sterling silver link didnt snap. so i was dragged for several yards at top speed.

crashed a 4 wheeler into a chain link fence at 17. broke my wrist and had to take stiches in the corner of my eye....the corner of my eye was just hanging. plastic surgeon stiched that shit back up.

next...i was cleaning a WWII era revolver that i stole from someones house. i musta been 15-16. I was adjusting the trigger pressure by turning a small screw and oiling. bascially making it easy to fire rapidly. anyway, POP! fuckin ears were blown out since it was a closed bathroom. had no idea there was a round in. how fucking dumb. blew a hole into the mirror, shards of glass flyin at me and shit. That shit would of made americas funniest.

my teen years were fucked. everyday, it was something.

Moral of the story: While living in the hood, avoid minorities at all cost .................... Just saying

Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico

at 16 or so....a car full of PR spics pull up while i was in midtown. they asked where the tunnel was...some old school club. so as im givinb directions like a dumb fuck, the passenger grabs my chain. driver takes off....the sterling silver link didnt snap. so i was dragged for several yards at top speed.

All jokes aside, its best to wear imitation . Rather have a green neck than no neck at all. Flea Market has great deals

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

Show them war wounds my kniggs Cause I heard they are nothing but paper cuts

Originally Posted by HialeahChico305

All jokes aside, its best to wear imitation . Rather have a green neck than no neck at all. Flea Market has great deals

I heard he bought that shit from a guy at the car wash for 40 bucks