Thread: Top 10 Deaths

What a bunch of sick f#cks.

1- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the
road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her
daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheelchair was hit by the truck
delivering her birthday cake.

2- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his eight-year-old daughter,
whom he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt
that if she couldn't have dinner, no one should, and she promptly inserted
72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared dinner. The
victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a
suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realize what she was doing,
until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.

3- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend after he
attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a
double-barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it to
her an hour before the date started, just in case.

4- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay
his rent for eight years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to
death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since
Mr Halos had paid his rent.

5- Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she
wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers
walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and
yelled "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots
between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a
very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.

6- Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she
talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a
cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken aerial.

7- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold Simms
was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour. Over a
period of three months, Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a
uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation
poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss,
skin welts, bindness, extreme nausea and even had an earlobe drop off, the
victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check-up.

8- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two-timing wife by loading
her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she
was driving was filled with 750kgs of explosive, forming a force twice as
powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons
some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever
found, only a 55-metre deep crater, and 500 metres of missing road.

9- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early
hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted
F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed
at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly
complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential
risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine
immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter over for a cup of
coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was
that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard
he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her
instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.

10- Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard,
With a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into
an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided white
board that read Death to all Niggers! on one side, and God Loves the KKK. On
the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him
off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.

#5 is messed up. Hmmmm, actually they all are.