BabsieGirl

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for
a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out
of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw
them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard who had watched the whole incident
walked up and asked, "What the heck is going
on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied:
"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween

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ha ha lol