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    Preparations have been made...

    So, I have been packing up my stuff for a couple of days now and I have moved all important stuff into my room. Although my room is far from the door everything will be moved out of, I have put the most favorite of my possesions there to prevent looting. You all may remember looting from your college days. Say you and your roommate are moving out of the dorms and you or he manage to parlay a few things from the other. A CD here, a cool pair of clothing there. Well, my goal here has been to prevent my cool stuff from getting looted. Since my current roommate has no cool stuff, I have prepared double time to prevent my stuff from disappearing. Here is a list of the stuff that I have hidden:

    My pint glass collection-Contains many one-of-a-kind pieces.
    My cool Magic Hat Bar-room chalkboard.
    ALL of my fishing stuff.
    All CDs and DVDs
    Both my plastic spatulas and my teflon pan-Godsends when trying to diet.
    My knife set-Yeah, I'm a dork.
    My table settings-I have a full set of plates, dishes, etc. which are awesome looking and the set is complete.
    My beer bong-Obviously
    Dreamcast, playstation, and all games.
    Cool bar-room stuff such as openers and shot glasses plus my guiness spoon.
    Bombay Sapphire Martini glass collectiom-1 glass is very conspicuous by it's absence and the ones I found were very well hidden. They used to be displayed on the fridge, I think those bastards either broke one and didn't want to tell me (I couldn't care less) or they were trying to keep them (bitches).

    So, that is about it, I have plenty of shit I want to get rid of out in the living room which they are more than welcome to pillage through, hope they find something they like cuz chances are, I don't want it anyway. the sad things is there are a stack of Playboys about 2 feet high in there, but since the advent of internet porn they are useless to me.

    I must note, when I packed this stuff awqay, I did so while drinking the last of my roommates beer.



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    You're the porn fairy!

    Whenever someone moved out of my old fraternity house we always had a stack of porn left in the living room. We used to call it the porn fairy.

    You're not a dork for keeping your knife set...those things are freaking expensive if they're good knives.
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