BabsieGirl

I think I'm going to post..."Jokes of the day" here at IM.

let me know what you think...

Here goes the first one.


Wednesday IM Joke of the day



Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

"Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl.

"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible.

Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible."

"Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!!!"

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Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac
Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS

Pepper

Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he

hears a.......

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...behind him.
Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street
towards him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP....
BUMP.
He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps. .
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door.
Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for
something heavy, anything ...
his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
ROBITUSSIN .

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
hard as he can at the apparition,

and...

the coffin stops.