BabsieGirl

1. "You Were an Accident"

2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"

3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"

5. "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"

6. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

7. "Where Would You Like to be Buried?"

8. "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

9. "All Dogs Go To Hell"

10. "The Kids Guide To Hitchhiking"

11. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

12. "What is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?"

13. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

14. "Bi-Curious George"

15. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

16. "Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

17. "You Are Different and That's Bad"

18. "Fun with Pointy Things"

19. "Keep Picking At It"

20. "It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce"

21. "If it's in a Bottle Drink It"

22. "Eating Glue is Good For You"

23. "You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape"

24. "Sharing is For the Weak"

25. "Foreigners are Bad People"

26. "Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities"

27. "Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"

28. "Is the Stove Hot Yet?"

29. "Dead Pets Are Fun Too"

30. "The New Baby is Better Than You"

Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.

http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac
Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS

Mudge

Ahh, one of my favorites. I've seen this list around before

Kinesiology Vote @ Top 25 Deads Comp Bench
Motivation Bench form MaxCalc Charles Poliquin
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
I don't know any sources so don't ask - thanks

Rocco32

I think my parents actually DID read me most of those books when I was young.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

BabsieGirl

So that explains it

Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.

http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac
Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS

Rocco32

I guess so. Still confused about you though.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

BabsieGirl

hey now. Don't go telling people

Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.

http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac
Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS

irontime

Ya, that does explain IT pretty good

If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)

BabsieGirl

YOu still drunk in the library

Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.

http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac
Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS

firestorm

Oh man those were great!!! Very very funny. Good job Babs

david

Holy crap! That is sooooooooo funny! LMAO!!!!!