Reply With QuoteAhh, one of my favorites. I've seen this list around before
Children's Books You'll Never See
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11-10-2003, 11:42 AM #1Fighting Endometriosis
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Children's Books You'll Never See
1. "You Were an Accident"
2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
5. "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
6. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
7. "Where Would You Like to be Buried?"
8. "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
9. "All Dogs Go To Hell"
10. "The Kids Guide To Hitchhiking"
11. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
12. "What is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?"
13. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
14. "Bi-Curious George"
15. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
16. "Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
17. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
18. "Fun with Pointy Things"
19. "Keep Picking At It"
20. "It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce"
21. "If it's in a Bottle Drink It"
22. "Eating Glue is Good For You"
23. "You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape"
24. "Sharing is For the Weak"
25. "Foreigners are Bad People"
26. "Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities"
27. "Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?"
28. "Is the Stove Hot Yet?"
29. "Dead Pets Are Fun Too"
30. "The New Baby is Better Than You"Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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11-10-2003, 01:20 PM #2Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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11-10-2003, 02:17 PM #3UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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I think my parents actually DID read me most of those books when I was young.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-10-2003, 03:07 PM #4Fighting Endometriosis
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So that explains it
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11-10-2003, 03:09 PM #5UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by BabsieGirl
So that explains it
I guess so. Still confused about you though.I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-10-2003, 03:16 PM #6Fighting Endometriosis
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hey now. Don't go telling people
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.
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11-10-2003, 04:13 PM #7The Original Jackass
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Ya, that does explain IT pretty goodOriginally posted by BabsieGirl
So that explains it
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
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11-10-2003, 07:24 PM #8Fighting Endometriosis
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YOu still drunk in the library
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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11-11-2003, 01:03 AM #9Senior Member
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Oh man those were great!!! Very very funny. Good job Babs
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11-11-2003, 06:22 AM #10EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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Holy crap! That is sooooooooo funny! LMAO!!!!!
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