Thread: Believe it or not - these are actual published song titles

I wanna f#ck you in the ass - Outhere Brothers, I have it on MP3.

Originally posted by BabsieGirl

THE BEST OF THE WORST TRUE COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES:



1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

7. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2'

8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

12. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

16. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You

17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

22. Please Bypass This Heart

23. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

24. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

25. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

Here's a tough question. Who sings this stuff?

Now the scary question. Who listened or listens to it?

Now the dumb question: Would any of you buy such songs?

buy? download

There is an old song by David Allen Coe called "I want to f#@$ the shit out of you." It's kind of funny.