BabsieGirl

These are actual excuses from parent with original spellings (collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas, Medical Branch)



1. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

2. Dear School: Please ekscuse john being absent on Jan 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

3. Please excusse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

4. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

5. John has been absent becasue he had two teeth taken out of his face.

6. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by some very close veins.

8. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

9. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

10. Please escuse Pedro from being absent yesterday He had (strikethrough: diahre; dyrea; direathe) the shits.

11. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

12.Irving was absent yesterday becasue he missed his bust.

13. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

14. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

15 Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.

16 Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

17 My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

18 Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

19 Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

20. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

21. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

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david

Nice!! LMAO!!

Crono1000

that last one sounds like my mother

Randy

They have to be kidding Babsie.

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Mudge

Its a shame those boots couldn't hold thier "water"

Randy

I liked these

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#15 Too Funny

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