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Old 11-12-2003, 02:52 PM   #31
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If I were rich Id be evil and rude. If noone liked me I could buy friends. And maybee some icecream.
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:53 PM   #32
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The video is hilarious, she gets the phone haha. Really though I think she would have probably been different if the camera wasn't on.



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If I were rich Id be evil and rude. If noone liked me I could buy friends. And maybee some icecream.
well this attitude expalins why you are not rich. You are wasting all your money on your current friends.

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...and no i'm not her brother haha. that's why i said i didnt even really know who she was till this tape..........i guess it wouldnt be bad to be her brother though (bang the hottest chicks ever and be filthy rich)


That's my point though Les.......regardless if they do act so above everyone, why let it bother you? you and i are never going to meet her, she'e never going to have any say on the success of our future, thats why i couldnt care 2 shits about her you know?

Like i said, this is like the 1st time i ever saw her on "tv", i've only heard of her before that. if you guys say she is snotty, then i guess she must come off like that. But it's like the people who say they hate her and this and that you konw? that part i dont understand.......

What's better though......to act like a bitch at all times (paris), or to act like a bitch at all times, but be nice (....fake) for the cameras (Pamela)?

I'm not trying to argue with you hun. I'm just curious as to why people care so much that's all.......i guess cuz its in the news. but why all the hostility hahahahha



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Old 11-12-2003, 03:02 PM   #35
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I saw her and her sister on TV once. They looked smokinī. Perhaps it was all the 4 tons of make up and the studio lights or sumtin.


Guys, if you were single, you wouldnt turn her down right?

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I have no hostility towards the celebs. Just opinions
I love the whole Hollywood scene. My favorite TV channel is E! for crying out loud

Everything in Hollywood is fake.(Even like JJJ siad 4 tons of makeup. Did you guys know Pammy has a ton of freckles? Nevr saw them babies on baywatch now did ya?) Its great. I dont know why I follow along with anything, esp the whole Jan and Ben thingLike you said I never will meet them, but its interestingly fun. And this video was an all time great. If you knew of Paris Hilton, you would NOT expect her to be like that in bed



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lol i never said i'd turn her down just that she's whore



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Maybe if she weren't a skinny little twig I'd watch it...
I wasn't judging here, just stating a fact



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I guess that's where we disagree. I HATE the hollywood scene with a passion. i dont even watch tv anymore (except for sports, simpsons, jeopardy and sportscenter, with teh occasional Viva La Bam) cuz all the reality crap and celeb "following" is so uninteresting to me. i couldnt give 2 shits about everything the paparazzi covers.
its just kinda sad how people almost live like pseudo lives trhough famous people (oh my god! did you know that justin and britney lada lada). i don't get it......

not knocking anyone that likes watching that shit on tv, i guess to each his own.



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Well I dig it and you sound like my fiance'
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HELL YEAAAAA

Im glad that people are enjoying my little find ! stay tuned for the full version !

rumors are that in the full version she is sooo high on cocaine, weed and alcohol that all you can see is the whites of her eyes and she is DROOLING on herself during half the tape !!

WoW what a slut ! stay tuned.........



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I guess that's where we disagree. I HATE the hollywood scene with a passion. i dont even watch tv anymore (except for sports, simpsons, jeopardy and sportscenter, with teh occasional Viva La Bam) cuz all the reality crap and celeb "following" is so uninteresting to me. i couldnt give 2 shits about everything the paparazzi covers.
its just kinda sad how people almost live like pseudo lives trhough famous people (oh my god! did you know that justin and britney lada lada). i don't get it......

not knocking anyone that likes watching that shit on tv, i guess to each his own.
HAHA Simpsons and Viva La Bam...Amen to that. Simpsons is the best show ever and I thought I was the only one that watched Viva la Bam. That show is one of the funniest shows i've seen and it's so original...How the heck can he get away doing that stuff to his parents anyway? Too funny.



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Bam has the greatest dad EVER!!! Did you see the one where it was piss 'em off day and nothing they did pissed him off??? It was great!!!



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Yeah that was hilarious I must say. The meat in the toothpaste was awesome. I liked the don't feed phil episode even better. It was so frekin awesome and funny. Did you see it? OMG Don Vitos toes was the sickest thing ever.



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Missed that one but I saw the previews! The lengths he went to to keep him from eating



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seriously...You really have to see the episode to see just how much trouble he went through. He had to spend several thousand dollars. Some of the funniest crap i've ever seen. EVERY place phil went to eat all had a sign up not to feed him. He offered people like $100 but they wouldn't feed him. Bam hired this guy to fly an airplane with a huge tag line "don't feed phil". He also put up this gigantic bilboard on this highway. You have to see it on one of the re-runs.

By the way I found a picture of Don Vito's toe nail ripping off from that episode...I will put it up here but i'm WARNING everyone that this is one of the most disgusting things you'll ever see...Either don't open it or get something t puke in.

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IF the fucker would cut those damn things, that wouldn't happen.



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Guess he's never heard of a pedicure!!!

I'll definitely watch for the episode!!!



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Nice boobs for being so skinny. Just me, but all you guys posting that she's a brat, skinny and ugly would so easily pay to hit it. Type what you will, I The Great Satan know otherwise.
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Hit it again and again.
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G-damn thats her? She looks like had a refrigerator fall on her. A real heavy one. And then had plasticsurgery.

I definetly would not. ("hit it and hit it again" that is)
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When is the last time that girl saw food when it didn't end up in her toilet? She is going to look old before her time.
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What turned me off her was that she has supposedly sued her parents for not giving her enough $$...I guess 20 bil..isn't enough....
THey were talking about the tape on THe Tom&Bob show this morning..said it sucked..
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man I missed it... links don't work anymore....
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That's a bad picture of her



Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
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WoW,, that ICEBERG shot of Paris looks hottttt !! no doubt

but ISNT ICEBERG for black people, why is she advertising for them ? just wondering

stay tuned for full version of tape soon.........



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