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11-18-2003, 09:20 AM #1Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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The Official "Stupidest Question Ever" Thread
Thought I would start a thread dedicated to dumb questions. Since I see or get asked about a hundred of these every week, I'm going to begin by posting the dumbest questions and statements I receive on a regular basis:
"So I should stop eating bread, right? Bread is bad for you, right?"
"I want to tone. How do I tone up? I don't want to lift weights."
"I'm not losing weight even though I'm walking for 30 minutes three times a week. Why?"
"Why do I need to eat breakfast? I can't eat breakfast."
"How do I get my forearms more vascular?"
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
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11-18-2003, 09:29 AM #2UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-18-2003, 10:34 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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So if I take MuscleTech products I'll look like those MuscleTech guys, right???
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11-18-2003, 10:34 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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What's creatine?
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11-18-2003, 10:51 AM #5Fighting Endometriosis
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What's the dif. between the protein Powder vs protein taken via food?
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11-18-2003, 10:52 AM #6Fighting Endometriosis
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If I supplement, will I lose weight?
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Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.
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11-18-2003, 10:54 AM #7Fighting Endometriosis
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What's the dif. between X and Y?
Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.
http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg
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11-18-2003, 10:55 AM #8Registered User
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"i used the absolved and didn't notice anything. is it ok that i didn't watch my nutrition at all?"
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
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11-18-2003, 10:57 AM #9Fighting Endometriosis
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Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.
http://home.earthlink.net/~gwcaton/s...ctures/tmf.jpg
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -Honore de Balzac
Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS
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11-18-2003, 11:58 AM #10Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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How do I get to look like (insert model/bodybuilder name here)?
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11-18-2003, 11:59 AM #11Registered User
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good one pony! i think brad pitt's abs have been a popular request lately.
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11-18-2003, 01:50 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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(flabby fat guy to Jenny) "Hey Jenny, I'm going to the Canary Islands/Greece/wherever in 2 weeks and I want my abs to show, what exercise should I do? Crunches? Or that TV shop ab thing?"
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11-18-2003, 01:51 PM #13Registered User
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i assume you told him to go with the TV thing?
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11-18-2003, 02:00 PM #14Registered User
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Originally posted by nikegurl
i assume you told him to go with the TV thing?
No, actually she told me to do crunches.
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11-18-2003, 02:13 PM #15FLEXecutioner
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Am i ecto or meso i 116lb and 5'10" i train weights would u plz tell me if i ecto or meso i bench 125 thnx
(you havent posted in a while, but you know who you are hahahahaha)You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.
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11-18-2003, 02:23 PM #16UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by JJJ
No, actually she told me to do crunches.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-18-2003, 02:25 PM #17UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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My brother just asked me how he could lose 90lbs by January!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-18-2003, 02:31 PM #18Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Surgery?!?
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11-18-2003, 02:33 PM #19UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Exactly what I said!!Originally posted by butterfly
Surgery?!?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-18-2003, 02:34 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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divorce?Originally posted by butterfly
Surgery?!?
My Carb Cycling Progress - you can't hide from the numbers.
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11-18-2003, 03:26 PM #21Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That's exactly who I was going to post about. Thank god he left.Originally posted by Flex
Am i ecto or meso i 116lb and 5'10" i train weights would u plz tell me if i ecto or meso i bench 125 thnx
(you havent posted in a while, but you know who you are hahahahaha)
"Dude your ecto."
"O.k, but how can I ecto I must be meso I wokrout and eat like a mouse, plz tel me I ecto or meso."
"I can get my thumb and pinky to touch around your biceps."Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-18-2003, 04:10 PM #22You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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hey I got a few but they aren't BB related. How about when a woman asks "what are we?" or "do I look fat in this". those are two stupid questions alright. ya I know , I know I am a bastard
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11-18-2003, 10:45 PM #23Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by JJJ
No, actually she told me to do crunches.
Real funny JJJ 
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11-18-2003, 10:56 PM #24happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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"How did you get so big... Are you taking steroids?"
STFU you newb...
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11-19-2003, 02:56 AM #25Go Phillies!
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"If I lift weights, won't I get too big?"
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11-19-2003, 05:28 AM #26UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by JerseyPaul
"If I lift weights, won't I get too big?"
My wife (not that she's stupid) and every female I work with. Like walking into a gym their veins are going to automatically pop out and their going to turn into a muscle chick!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-19-2003, 06:08 AM #27Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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OMG that made me laugh.Originally posted by Flex
Am i ecto or meso i 116lb and 5'10" i train weights would u plz tell me if i ecto or meso i bench 125 thnx
(you havent posted in a while, but you know who you are hahahahaha) That guy was a classic.
Had a client last night:
"So are you going to make me look like Linda Hamilton?"Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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11-19-2003, 06:17 AM #28Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Damned......I`d hate to be a newbie around you guys.
The fact most have no fucking clue is a testament to how well advertising works IMHO
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11-19-2003, 08:47 AM #29Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Like, does anybody know when the next big sale at GNC is?
I'm totally out of MegaSexy Mass Gainer with ColonCare.TM
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11-19-2003, 08:55 AM #30Fighting Endometriosis
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Originally posted by JerseyPaul
"If I lift weights, won't I get too big?"
I LOVE YOUR AVIDon't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
Before you talk about what you want - appreciate what you have.
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Desire+Consistency='s RESULTS
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