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11-20-2003, 04:19 PM #1UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Michael Jackson jokes
Q) What does Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?
A) They both have little boys pants half-off.
Q) What's the difference between Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson?
A) Michael Jordan used to be in the minors, Michael Jackson still is.
Q) What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
A) Your in my son.I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-20-2003, 04:30 PM #2Mad As Toast
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The statue of Liberty no longer reads "Bring us your tired, your hungry, your huddled masses..."
Now she's holding a baseball bat and it reads "Bring It On."
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11-20-2003, 04:31 PM #3Mad As Toast
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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.The statue of Liberty no longer reads "Bring us your tired, your hungry, your huddled masses..."
Now she's holding a baseball bat and it reads "Bring It On."
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11-20-2003, 04:31 PM #4Mad As Toast
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Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.The statue of Liberty no longer reads "Bring us your tired, your hungry, your huddled masses..."
Now she's holding a baseball bat and it reads "Bring It On."
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11-20-2003, 05:50 PM #5Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
Pizza and Nintendo.
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11-20-2003, 05:54 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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OOOHHH MAN!!! Those are
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11-20-2003, 11:04 PM #7Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?
Zits don't come on your face till you're at least 13 years old.
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11-21-2003, 05:24 AM #8Training Trainer ELITE MEMBER
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Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?
He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
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"What's black and comes in a little white can?"
Whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.....
...and the other one is used to put your groceries in.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.
Knock Knock
"Whose there?"
"Little Boy Blue."
"Little Boy Blue who?"
"Little Boy Blue Michael Jackson"
Whats Michael Jacksons perfect 10?
two 5 year olds
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
He thought they were a delivery service.
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11-23-2003, 10:35 AM #10M. I. A. ELITE MEMBER
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OMG some of those are funny as hell.
to be the man you have to beat the man.
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11-23-2003, 10:22 PM #11Registered User
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or very sick and disturbing...i know these are just jokes, but Michael Jackson made some great work during his time and I don't feel it is right for society to always critiicize or mock him like everyone is doing right nowOriginally posted by seyone
OMG some of those are funny as hell.Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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11-23-2003, 11:21 PM #12You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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he is a child molestor for christs sake, not to mention a sick individual. If it was anyone else you probably would be saying that, right oak? Just b/c someone is an artist, that makes them above criticism after incidences like this? He is a piece os shit human being, and a child rapist and IMO child rapists belong locked up forever! In fact if it was up to me they would be killed in a very painful manner.
by the way, wsup man. you seen that new Pac Movie yet?
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11-23-2003, 11:23 PM #13Registered User
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he has a mental problem though...just look at the way he grew up.he was abused...i don't think he deserves all of this shit.he just needs some psychological help
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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11-23-2003, 11:24 PM #14Registered User
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i haven't seen the new flick..but i just got done downloading Runnin along with 26 other mp3s which i will burn onto a cd tommorow..hehe..have you seen Ressurection yet?
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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11-23-2003, 11:27 PM #15You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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no, he needed help, now he needs punishment. How many times are we gonna let him get away with things b/c of who he his before he is held responsible for his unspeakable actions. I understand that he was abused and what not but that is no excuse. He paid off the last kid that came up with charges against him so he got out of court in that one and saved face. then there wer more incidences heard about and god knows how many that have gone unheard. The guy sleeps with kids in his bed, but he says that" nothing happens, I just love children". Cmon, give me a break. I can understand feeling bad for him, but he is a child molestor and he needs to be punished. That is unexusable in my mind, don't you agree?
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11-23-2003, 11:31 PM #16You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by oaktownboy
i haven't seen the new flick..but i just got done downloading Runnin along with 26 other mp3s which i will burn onto a cd tommorow..hehe..have you seen Ressurection yet?
yeah I have actually seen it twice already, ha ha. Not on purpose, it just kind of happened. It is pretty good. Of course there is nothing in there that I didn't already know but it is put together well. I like how the whole movie is pieced so it is like he himself is narrating it. No one else talks but him. That is what makes it good b/c it is in his own words. It is funny the movie totally portrays a much lighter, more sensitive side side of him than really in any other movie. i guess it is b/c his mom produced it. but yeah go check it out, you will like it.
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11-24-2003, 12:32 AM #17Woof! Woof! Woof! ELITE MEMBER
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Oaktown,
I agree with you.
Originally posted by oaktownboy
or very sick and disturbing...i know these are just jokes, but Michael Jackson made some great work during his time and I don't feel it is right for society to always critiicize or mock him like everyone is doing right now- O F F I C I A L . L I N K . M A S T E R -Maintains a Reference to all Gopros P/RR/S Links
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11-24-2003, 12:41 AM #18Woof! Woof! Woof! ELITE MEMBER
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GR81,
He only deserves punishment if and after he is found guilty, Not before!. It is pathetic that the media posts his picture on the front page of the paper and that he is flooded with negative publicity before he is found guilty. He is a trippy dude, but neither you, me or anyone else here actually knows whether he is guilty or not. Have you ever thought that maybe the parents of the kid sueing him maybe just trying to make an easy buck. I'm not sure, but I'm just saying that child molestation is a pretty heavy charge to place upon someone. Now if he is guilty, then hell I'm all for punishment, and in that case he would deserve all this negative publicity and bashing, but not before that. People act so vicious, and should try to put themselves in others shoes sometimes.
Originally posted by gr81
no, he needed help, now he needs punishment. How many times are we gonna let him get away with things b/c of who he his before he is held responsible for his unspeakable actions. I understand that he was abused and what not but that is no excuse. He paid off the last kid that came up with charges against him so he got out of court in that one and saved face. then there wer more incidences heard about and god knows how many that have gone unheard. The guy sleeps with kids in his bed, but he says that" nothing happens, I just love children". Cmon, give me a break. I can understand feeling bad for him, but he is a child molestor and he needs to be punished. That is unexusable in my mind, don't you agree?- O F F I C I A L . L I N K . M A S T E R -Maintains a Reference to all Gopros P/RR/S LinksGopros latest routines:
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