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11-24-2003, 02:25 PM #1UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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This bass player is walking down the beach when he sees this beautiful voluptuous woman in a bikini lying out in the sun. He figures he has nothing to lose so he walks up to her and asks if he can feel her breasts.
"No you can't feel my breasts," she answered. "Get out of here."
So the bass player walks away, but decides to try again. He asks the woman if he can feel her breasts for $100.
"No, not even for a hundred dollars," says the woman. "Leave me alone. The bass player is discouraged, but decides to try one more time. He walks back up to the woman and asks her if he can feel her breasts for $500.
"For $500? Okay, I guess I'll do it for 500," says the woman. She then takes her top off and the bass player grabs her boobs. All of a sudden he starts saying "oh my god, oh my god."
"Why do you keep saying that," the woman asks.
The bass player replies, "Oh my god, where am I going to get $500."I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-24-2003, 02:29 PM #2Registered User
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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11-24-2003, 02:31 PM #3UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Can't say I've never thought about it in my younger, singler days.Originally posted by oaktownboy
haha ever tried that?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-24-2003, 02:35 PM #4Registered User
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good times
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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11-24-2003, 06:18 PM #5SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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I wanna try that
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<- that way about 20 more pounds!
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11-24-2003, 06:28 PM #62 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Hey Rock.... Are you refering to me??
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11-24-2003, 06:35 PM #7UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Well I was trying to be discreet...Originally posted by Rissole
Hey Rock.... Are you refering to me??I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-24-2003, 09:12 PM #82 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by rock4832
Well I was trying to be discreet...
Sounds like the response J'Bo would give me too..
"No you can't feel my breasts," she answered. "Get out of here."
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11-25-2003, 05:09 AM #9UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by Rissole
Sounds like the response J'Bo would give me too..
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-25-2003, 08:03 AM #10Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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Coming out of a strip club one night, my wife commented on the beauty of a group of gals coming in. They chatted for a minute, and got on the subject of breast implants. Of course, my wife asked if she could feel the one girls breasts ................. and she said yes!
Only women can get away with such antics.
Now rollin' with the Raider
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11-25-2003, 08:18 AM #11UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Only you have a wife that is that COOL!! (In that sense)Originally posted by naturaltan
Coming out of a strip club one night, my wife commented on the beauty of a group of gals coming in. They chatted for a minute, and got on the subject of breast implants. Of course, my wife asked if she could feel the one girls breasts ................. and she said yes!
Only women can get away with such antics.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-25-2003, 01:23 PM #122 Samuel 24:24 ELITE MEMBER
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The lady who i work for has got implants, had them for about a year, very nice ones tooOriginally posted by naturaltan
Coming out of a strip club one night, my wife commented on the beauty of a group of gals coming in. They chatted for a minute, and got on the subject of breast implants. Of course, my wife asked if she could feel the one girls breasts ................. and she said yes!
Only women can get away with such antics.
She's actually reg here... MissOz....
Offered me a feel a while back I had to decline cause i was already at half mast 
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01-17-2004, 08:54 AM #13Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Man, your life MUST be sweetOriginally posted by naturaltan
Coming out of a strip club one night, my wife commented on the beauty of a group of gals coming in. They chatted for a minute, and got on the subject of breast implants. Of course, my wife asked if she could feel the one girls breasts ................. and she said yes!
Only women can get away with such antics.
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