Rocco32

This bass player is walking down the beach when he sees this beautiful voluptuous woman in a bikini lying out in the sun. He figures he has nothing to lose so he walks up to her and asks if he can feel her breasts.

"No you can't feel my breasts," she answered. "Get out of here."

So the bass player walks away, but decides to try again. He asks the woman if he can feel her breasts for $100.

"No, not even for a hundred dollars," says the woman. "Leave me alone. The bass player is discouraged, but decides to try one more time. He walks back up to the woman and asks her if he can feel her breasts for $500.

"For $500? Okay, I guess I'll do it for 500," says the woman. She then takes her top off and the bass player grabs her boobs. All of a sudden he starts saying "oh my god, oh my god."

"Why do you keep saying that," the woman asks.

The bass player replies, "Oh my god, where am I going to get $500."

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

oaktownboy

haha ever tried that?

Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

Rocco32

Can't say I've never thought about it in my younger, singler days.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

oaktownboy

good times

Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

CRASHMAN

I wanna try that

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<- that way about 20 more pounds!

Rissole

Hey Rock.... Are you refering to me??

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Rocco32

Well I was trying to be discreet...

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

Rissole

Sounds like the response J'Bo would give me too..

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Rocco32

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

naturaltan

Coming out of a strip club one night, my wife commented on the beauty of a group of gals coming in. They chatted for a minute, and got on the subject of breast implants. Of course, my wife asked if she could feel the one girls breasts ................. and she said yes!

Only women can get away with such antics.

just kick'in it in the ole Charger

Rocco32

Only you have a wife that is that COOL!! (In that sense)

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...

Rissole

The lady who i work for has got implants, had them for about a year, very nice ones too She's actually reg here... MissOz....
Offered me a feel a while back I had to decline cause i was already at half mast

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DFINEST

Man, your life MUST be sweet

Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama