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11-25-2003, 10:00 PM #1UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Things a Woman Would never say
31 THINGS A WOMAN WILL NEVER SAY....
1.. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you
for ignoring me.
2.. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I
invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3.. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
4.. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down
and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
5.. Bar food again! Kick ass.
6.. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has
class.
7.. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go
over and talk to her.
8.. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't
have to mess with it anymore.
9.. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
10.. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
11.. Honey, come ! here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare
ass.
12.. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another
round for you and your friends.
13.. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever
change it again.
14.. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
15.. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
16.. You are so much smarter than my father.
17.. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch
football.
18.. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
19.. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
20.. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
21.. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.
22.. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
23.. I'll be out painting the house.
24.. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more
time to ride.
! 25.. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
26.. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
27.. Your mother is way better than mine.
28.. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
yourself something.
29.. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
30.. You need your sleep ya' big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.
31.. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-26-2003, 07:23 AM #2Registered User
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I figure I have a 72 hour headstart before anyone notices I am gone.
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Consider yourself lucky!Originally posted by Bubbathug
What does it mean if your girlfreind actually says some of those things? Is that good?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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It means you're dreaming.Originally posted by Bubbathug
What does it mean if your girlfreind actually says some of those things?
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Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
It means you're dreaming.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-26-2003, 12:15 PM #7Registered User
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I have actually heard 3, 4, 5, 10, 17, 18, 19, 21, 24, 28, and unfortunately 31.
I figure I have a 72 hour headstart before anyone notices I am gone.
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3.. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
I do this all the time
9.. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
Said this a couple months ago.
17.. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch
football.
Yeah right.
26.. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
I actually commented my husband.
28.. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
yourself something.
I've said this before.
31.. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.
This one too.Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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11-26-2003, 01:43 PM #9Registered User
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#3, #4, #13, #21 (minus the beer), #25 and #31 have all happened.
the rest would be a stretch....(that translates to: not happening)"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
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11-26-2003, 01:59 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Those should be omitted from the list, especially 26 when you live with someone long enough it's expected, thisOriginally posted by BabsieGirl
3.. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
I do this all the time
9.. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
Said this a couple months ago.
26.. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
I actually commented my husband.
28.. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
yourself something.
I've said this before.
31.. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.
This one too.
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11-27-2003, 01:22 AM #11Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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20.. You're so sexy when you're hung over
Heard that one!!
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Sarcasm doesn't count Satan!Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
20.. You're so sexy when you're hung over
Heard that one!!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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BabsieGirl, I hope you weren't serious!Said this a couple months ago.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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11-27-2003, 08:28 AM #14Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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#2 has happened. It wasn't a girl from the office, but Mrs.NT did invite a stripper over for supper.
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11-27-2003, 08:32 AM #15Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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and he said?Originally posted by BabsieGirl
9.. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
Said this a couple months ago.Now rollin' with the Raider
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We already know you have this awesome dream marriage and wife. You don't have to rub it in!!Originally posted by naturaltan
#2 has happened. It wasn't a girl from the office, but Mrs.NT did invite a stripper over for supper.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-27-2003, 09:49 AM #17The Original Jackass
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Right on NT 
My chick is pretty cool too. She would much rather go have beer and wings at a sports bar than go to a restaurant. She's more into hockey than I am (I prefer cartoons) 
And she bought me a kick ass battle axe that she says we can put on the wall and she wants to make the whole living room look midievil looking
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You guys just SUCK!!!Originally posted by irontime
Right on NT
My chick is pretty cool too. She would much rather go have beer and wings at a sports bar than go to a restaurant. She's more into hockey than I am (I prefer cartoons) And she bought me a kick ass battle axe that she says we can put on the wall and she wants to make the whole living room look midievil looking
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-27-2003, 10:30 AM #19Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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..........................but at least our girlfriends rockOriginally posted by rock4832
You guys just SUCK!!!
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Re: Things a Woman Would never say
This one is badOriginally posted by rock4832
25.. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
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11-27-2003, 02:21 PM #22Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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quote:
Originally posted by rock4832
25.. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
I must have skipped right over that one. If she was of age, I'm sure the Mrs. would point her out. Right rock?
I mean, why wouldn't see ... she's the first to point out the hotties at the bars ... and even sitting outside at lunch downtown she was like an eagle.
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Originally posted by naturaltan
quote:
Originally posted by rock4832
25.. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
I must have skipped right over that one. If she was of age, I'm sure the Mrs. would point her out. Right rock? I mean, why wouldn't see ... she's the first to point out the hotties at the bars ... and even sitting outside at lunch downtown she was like an eagle.
Now I'm starting to burn!!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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11-27-2003, 03:20 PM #24Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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after a while, it becomes pretty routine.
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I'm cracking up here. I'm just not talking to you anymore!Originally posted by naturaltan
after a while, it becomes pretty routine.
Your going to make me forget that that's your life we are talking about and I'll make a mistake suggesting something with my wife!!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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With routines like that, who needs excitementOriginally posted by naturaltan
after a while, it becomes pretty routine.
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