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12-03-2003, 11:03 AM #1Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Nice ways to say youre stupid
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in artificial stupidity
A few beers short of a six-pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combo plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off the cracker
Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel
Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Her sewing machine's out of thread
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If he had another brain it would be lonely
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Several nuts short of a full pouch
Skylight leaks a little
Slinky's kinked
Surfing in Nebraska
Too much yardage between the goal postsMotivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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12-03-2003, 11:53 AM #3I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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a few beans short of a burrito!
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Lights are on, but no ones home.
"Don't think you can, know you can"
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
If brains were wood his pet termite would starve.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
The tank is empty, the battery is dead, the driveshaft has rusted through.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train.
The starting gate is open, but he's still asking directions.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
Depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
When they handed out brains, thought they said "drains" and didn't want one.
If he were any dimmer, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
His one neuron is getting mighty lonely.
The last one out of the starting gate.
Nearly starved to death following the instructions "Lather, rinse, repeat."
A 6-pack of brains, but without the plastic net to hold them together.
Always the last to laugh.
Has no communicable ideas.
Is reality impaired.
The brightness knob is set to low.
On the road of life he's the one going the other way.
His ignorance is exceeded only by his stupidity.
Still trying to figure out that one about the chicken and the road.
Out of his depth in a wading pool.
Has yet to master the soup spoon.
Prime candidate for natural de-selection.
His brain is so powerful no thoughts can penetrate.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Got fired by M&M for throwing away all the W's.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-03-2003, 05:12 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Is so dense, light bends around him.
Has a photographic memory, with no film and the lens cap glued on.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and he can't tell the difference
If brains were dynamite, he would not have enough to sneeze.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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