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What is your wish
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12-03-2003, 11:05 AM #1Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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What is your wish
A bus carrying only ugly people crashed into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside died. When they get to Heaven, God feels bad about the pain and grief they have suffered. He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They all line up, and God asks the first one what her wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line, a guy, hears this and says, "I want to be handsome." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on. All the ugly women want to be gorgeous and all the ugly men want to be handsome. But when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, the last guy is rolling on the floor with laughter.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says, "Make 'em all ugly again."Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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12-03-2003, 11:58 AM #2Cutting!!
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12-03-2003, 01:30 PM #3UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Haha!!
Good one.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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12-03-2003, 04:52 PM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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That's so mean! That guy needs to go to hell, not Heaven
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12-04-2003, 01:35 AM #5Registered User
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12-04-2003, 01:41 AM #6Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by butterfly
That's so mean! That guy needs to go to hell, not Heaven
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12-04-2003, 01:58 AM #7SoCal. Stud ELITE MEMBER
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what a great guy 
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