Reply With QuoteNo shit. she may possibly be the biggest idiot "superstar" out. Her, Paris and some other are just retarded.
Damn they are hot, but geez, i guess God balanced them by giving them all looks, no brains.
Personally, i don tknow if i could marry them either Pepper. obviously the money and sex would be nice, but to have to deal with that stupidity every second, i dont know if i could take it.
on the other hand, i could just stick my youknowwhat in her mouth every time she opens it to talk........
Jessica Simpson and Tuna
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12-04-2003, 11:28 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Jessica Simpson and Tuna
Did anyone see this clip? It was on VH1's award show the other night as it was nominated for some "stupidity" award...
She was eating Tuna salad and asked Nick "Is this tuna or chicken salad?"
He just looked at her...
She said "I thought it was tuna but the can said Chicken of the Sea so I was confused."
She is very hot, but I just don't think I could take it if I were married to her.
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12-04-2003, 11:34 AM #3Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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I couldn't be in the same room as any of them unless they were giving me oral.
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12-04-2003, 12:46 PM #4You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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that is why her hubby should not allow her to open her mouth unless adressed. This is just a perfect example of what I am always talking about. Girls if you are hot enough you never have to do anything b/c a man will pay your bills and take care of you for teh rest of your life. For those of you who aren't hot enough, you better crack those books on sat night instead of going out. Thank you mrs Simpson.
yeah thats right we are all pigs, deal with it!
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12-04-2003, 12:47 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by gr81
that is why her hubby should not allow her to open her mouth unless adressed. This is just a perfect example of what I am always talking about. Girls if you are hot enough you never have to do anything b/c a man will pay your bills and take care of you for teh rest of your life. For those of you who aren't hot enough, you better crack those books on sat night instead of going out. Thank you mrs Simpson. yeah thats right we are all pigs, deal with it!
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Again, gr81 unleashes his silver tongue.
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12-04-2003, 01:18 PM #7You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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12-04-2003, 11:04 PM #8Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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It also aggrevates me to see her dumb hubby buy whatever the fuck he wants, when it's obvious that it her money he's spending. He has no career...
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12-04-2003, 11:12 PM #9Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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I heard she was stupid but I didn't know she was THAT stupid.
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12-04-2003, 11:15 PM #10Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Brain dead is more appropriate.
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12-04-2003, 11:16 PM #11Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Smart as a box of hair.
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12-04-2003, 11:35 PM #12You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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I don't know a box of hair is alive so it may be smarter! He has made plenty of money himself though, he doesn't necessarily have to spend her money. I am sure he does though. I can't believe that those two are televised. jesus christ!
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TV has gone too far. It scares me to imagine what could possibly be done next.
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Re: Jessica Simpson and Tuna
Originally posted by Pepper
Did anyone see this clip? It was on VH1's award show the other night as it was nominated for some "stupidity" award...
She was eating Tuna salad and asked Nick "Is this tuna or chicken salad?"
He just looked at her...
She said "I thought it was tuna but the can said Chicken of the Sea so I was confused."
She is very hot, but I just don't think I could take it if I were married to her.
lmfao!
Walk it off...
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Dumb but,
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12-05-2003, 12:48 AM #16Super Hero in Training
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hot, volumtous girls in sweaters......
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12-05-2003, 12:49 AM #17Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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Turtlenecks...
Something about a neck you wanna lick, but can't see.
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12-05-2003, 01:08 AM #18Super Hero in Training
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anna nicole smith has her own show..for a coupl;e years now...Originally posted by gr81
I don't know a box of hair is alive so it may be smarter! He has made plenty of money himself though, he doesn't necessarily have to spend her money. I am sure he does though. I can't believe that those two are televised. jesus christ!
I'd rather watch Jessica.....Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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12-05-2003, 03:19 AM #20Super Hero in Training
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watching her show is like stayihg in a room where people are scraping their nails down chalk boards...
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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12-05-2003, 04:02 AM #21Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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and eating.
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12-05-2003, 04:05 AM #22Super Hero in Training
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how does eating play into this?
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12-05-2003, 04:13 AM #23Has lost 58lbs! ELITE MEMBER
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boredom = fat
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12-05-2003, 04:20 AM #24Super Hero in Training
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gotcha
wonder I am not 300 + lbs by now...Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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I feel like it. Been sick all week = No PT!!
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12-05-2003, 04:30 AM #26Super Hero in Training
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I've been suffering too....
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And I haven't got laid in like two months. And I'm married...
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reminds me of a joke:
what do call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
married!
ha ha ha..
I crack myself up!Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
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At least you can still roll her over. My wife is pregnant. She looks like those clowns you punch and they stand right back up.
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