Thread: Funny Joke

A retired man living in Miami calls his son in Toronto and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 35 years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?!" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of even talking about this, so you call your sister in Montreal and tell her." Then he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like hell hey're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Miami immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"It's all arranged. They're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own fares."


I laughed because its so true!!

That's awesome!