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12-15-2003, 06:48 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Naughty Poems
This is the kinda stuff my 14 year old and his friends send to eachother, I was a little shocked on some of them, times have defintiely changed since my teens.............
*NaUgHtY PoEmS*
POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
POEM # 2
I'm a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!
Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!!Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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12-16-2003, 03:25 AM #2You Lack Intensity!!!! ELITE MEMBER
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12-16-2003, 05:14 AM #3UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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Nothings changed much since I was a kid!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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Boy, I must be really old then because I don't remember anything like this, I was shocked, he told me he and his friend asked their girls for lap dances for christmas, they were joking of course, but I said to Chase, how the hell do you even know what a lap dance is, I was embarrassed and shocked, times have definitely changed, but I don't think it's good, maybe it is, at least their educated..........(too much)......
But I have to admit, #12 is my favorite
Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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12-16-2003, 08:14 AM #5UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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12 is good
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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12-16-2003, 08:22 AM #6Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Definately ain't Browning.
Kids aren't kids for very long anymore, that's for sure.
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HUH????Originally posted by DaMayor
Definately ain't Browning.
Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.
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12-16-2003, 08:45 AM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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OMG,
Browning = Poet, ei ei ei
God, I'm slooooooooooooooooooooow today
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