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- 12-22-2003, 03:32 PM #1Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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You know you live in California when...
Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, &Texan jokes... You know you're in California when......
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember....is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class..
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
24. The Terminator is your governor.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
- 12-22-2003, 05:15 PM #2Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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Are you kidding me????
- 12-22-2003, 05:15 PM #3Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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In 1 minute.
Ok, my clock runs fast.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
- 12-22-2003, 05:33 PM #4Registered User
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sorry to interrupt. just a fast question.
is pot illegal?"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
- 12-22-2003, 06:16 PM #5Member ELITE MEMBER
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The earth shifts and you don't even notice.
Paying only 5000 over sticker for an SUV is a great deal.
You are considered a backwards hick if you have no silicone in your body.Just a regular guy.
- 12-22-2003, 06:31 PM #6Registered User
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who ya callin' a hick?
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
- 12-22-2003, 06:54 PM #7Member ELITE MEMBER
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Sorry, wanna spank me
Just a regular guy.
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25. In the crowds, Michael Jackson blends in.
26. Botox is cheaper than tobacco, or pot.
27. There are more acres under pavements than under rooftops.
28. Meat on pizza is as unusual as sex with guilt.
29. US citizens are illegal aliens.
30. Earthquake? What earthquake? That's good pot, man!~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
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- 12-23-2003, 02:59 PM #9Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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but seriously, is pot illegal?
Now rollin' with the Raider
- 12-23-2003, 03:14 PM #10Registered User
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THANK you nt! i kept asking.
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
- 12-23-2003, 03:16 PM #11Going nowhere fast! ELITE MEMBER
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maybe it depends on if someone gets caughtNow rollin' with the Raider
- 12-23-2003, 03:18 PM #12Registered User
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everyone i ask says it's fine. glad that's settled.
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
- 12-23-2003, 06:18 PM #13Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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Anyone seen my "water pipe"?
Are you kidding me????
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The only place on earth I've seen a brown sunset.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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