Mine would be crusty girdlechunks.


The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
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>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gidget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheeseball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tootie
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>y = dinky
>z = zsa-zsa
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>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
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>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
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>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
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>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
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>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
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Mine would be crusty girdlechunks.
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loopy applelips!? mudge, why are you readin crazy kids books hmmm?![]()
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squeezit applehead ... *pout* i like hammerlynns better!
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.


Poopsie Applebrain, stupid![]()
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Loopy Bubblechunks? I might make that my legal name.
Tootie Bubblebum.....somehow fitting
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Flunky AppleHiney...
Are you kidding me????
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Originally posted by HoldDaMayo
Flunky AppleHiney...![]()


flunky liverfanny....
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I can see your name with fanny in it...


you making fun of my ass???
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Front bum...![]()


front bum? Is that aussie speak again?
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yeah mate..... VW bonnet![]()
greasy bubbletush. hahaha
Small Wiener...Hey, that's eery.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...
Zippy Giggleshorts...NO WAY!!!!NO WAY!!!
Don't I EVER hear one of you reffer to me as that!!!!!!
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Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
'm suprised it was not Buckwheat!!!Originally posted by Dale Mabry
Small Wiener...Hey, that's eery.
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Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.


as you wish, zipster!Originally posted by Dero
Zippy Giggleshorts...NO WAY!!!!NO WAY!!!
Don't I EVER hear one of you reffer to me as that!!!!!!
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How predictable!!!Originally posted by Burner02
as you wish, zipster!
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Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
Whatever...
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.


holy shit! THat's funny, dero!
of course, predictable. Had to be said tho.
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crusty gorillabuns
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tootie bubblebrain
This is funny Mudge, I'm going to have my kids do it too, they'll get a kick out of it, I'm such a big kid, hehe![]()
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That sounds almost pornalOriginally posted by 100%legalmass
greasy bubbletush. hahaha![]()
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HeeHee mine is Zippy Appletushy!![]()
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Originally posted by Sapphire
HeeHee mine is Zippy Appletushy!![]()
very cute Sapph............lol
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