Royal Dog Terrorist!!

kbm8795 · 01-03-2004, 01:33 PM

That Princess Anne's rowdy royal dog, Florence, has been on a tear lately, not only killing one of the Queen's favorite old pups, but chowing down on a lowly maid's leg! The debate is on in the mother country over what should be done with the marauding mongrel, who sounds like it's rolling on a royal roid rage.

Anyone wanna vote on what Her Majesty should do with the pesky pooch?

kbm8795 · 01-03-2004, 01:44 PM

By the way, choosing multiple options is not only allowed, but more fun!

kbm8795 · 01-03-2004, 01:46 PM

oops...by the way, for those who need more information about this doggy's terrorism...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3836834/

katie64 · 01-03-2004, 02:26 PM

Well I voted this "Send her to the States to be hired out to bite ex-lovers" but after viewing the link they are butt ugly dogs, I'd put 'em in front of a firing squad

not really, I love animals

OceanDude · 01-03-2004, 05:06 PM

Well, I’m all in favor of the last choice: “Slap a Winston Churchill bulldog mask on her and send her on a state visit to France”. At least this way the poor French would still think they were relevant to somebody; and there is always the chance that in that guise she could get a leg up on Jacques Chirac before he had a chance to tup her in the wallet for reparations of recent and failed business losses in Iraq. Wouldn’t that be a bitch?
-OD

firestorm · 01-03-2004, 11:02 PM

hahaha I thought they were all amusing but had to go with the last one. That was absolutely the best!!!

TheGreatSatan · 01-03-2004, 11:11 PM

I say, have her kill the queen.

firestorm · 01-03-2004, 11:30 PM

ouch that response will piss off our English board members.

TheGreatSatan · 01-03-2004, 11:33 PM

I just don't see why they give a rat's ass aboput the royal family. They're are from a dying generation that needs to just go away already.

kbm8795 · 01-05-2004, 08:32 AM

Well, justice for wealthy dawgs knows no bounds....CBS reported this morning that Princess Anne's mini-JAWS terrier is gonna be sent to a doggy psychiatrist..

View Poll Results: What should Her Majesty do with this pesky mongrel on a royal roid rage?
Enlist her in the military and ship her off to Afghanistan to sniff and bite out Bin Laden	2	14.29%
Sic her on that Camilla Parker-Bowles for bein' a mistress to that wayward Prince Charles	3	21.43%
Put the pooch in front of the Queen's firing squad	2	14.29%
grant her a reprieve and tell the maid "these things happen to poor people"	2	14.29%
Send her to the States to be hired out to bite ex-lovers	1	7.14%
Slap a Winston Churchill bulldog mask on her and send her on a state visit to France	4	28.57%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

01-03-2004, 01:33 PM	#1
kbm8795 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,367 Photos: 1	Royal Dog Terrorist!! That Princess Anne's rowdy royal dog, Florence, has been on a tear lately, not only killing one of the Queen's favorite old pups, but chowing down on a lowly maid's leg! The debate is on in the mother country over what should be done with the marauding mongrel, who sounds like it's rolling on a royal roid rage. Anyone wanna vote on what Her Majesty should do with the pesky pooch?

01-03-2004, 02:26 PM	#4
katie64 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ME, USA Posts: 2,295	Well I voted this "Send her to the States to be hired out to bite ex-lovers" but after viewing the link they are butt ugly dogs, I'd put 'em in front of a firing squad not really, I love animals *Each of us conceals an abyss, though few of us are aware of its existence, and even fewer dare to explore its vastness.* Katie [color="Green"]My Journal...[/COLOR

01-03-2004, 05:06 PM	#5
OceanDude Well Read Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cape Canaveral, FL Posts: 1,853	Well, I’m all in favor of the last choice: “Slap a Winston Churchill bulldog mask on her and send her on a state visit to France”. At least this way the poor French would still think they were relevant to somebody; and there is always the chance that in that guise she could get a leg up on Jacques Chirac before he had a chance to tup her in the wallet for reparations of recent and failed business losses in Iraq. Wouldn’t that be a bitch? -OD "Doc, If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself..." Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae. We Americans scoff at the likes of African witch doctors yet spend 100's of millions of dollars on fake reducing systems. The only regular exercise he gets is stretching the truth. His intellect is not replenished, he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts...

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01-03-2004, 01:44 PM	#2
kbm8795 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,367 Photos: 1	By the way, choosing multiple options is not only allowed, but more fun!

01-03-2004, 01:46 PM	#3
kbm8795 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,367 Photos: 1	oops...by the way, for those who need more information about this doggy's terrorism... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3836834/

01-03-2004, 11:02 PM	#6
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	hahaha I thought they were all amusing but had to go with the last one. That was absolutely the best!!!

01-03-2004, 11:11 PM	#7
TheGreatSatan Building PC's, not Muscle Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cutting after a Year! Posts: 11,841 Photos: 16	I say, have her kill the queen.

01-03-2004, 11:30 PM	#8
firestorm P/RR/S Advisor Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 7,765 Photos: 3	ouch that response will piss off our English board members.

01-03-2004, 11:33 PM	#9
TheGreatSatan Building PC's, not Muscle Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cutting after a Year! Posts: 11,841 Photos: 16	I just don't see why they give a rat's ass aboput the royal family. They're are from a dying generation that needs to just go away already.

01-05-2004, 08:32 AM	#10
kbm8795 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,367 Photos: 1	Well, justice for wealthy dawgs knows no bounds....CBS reported this morning that Princess Anne's mini-JAWS terrier is gonna be sent to a doggy psychiatrist..