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01-09-2004, 10:28 AM #1Registered User
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brain farts and special dieting moments
well i know that since next week i go full force i will definately have some whining and bitching to do...along with some brain blockages and some odd thoughts....so this is a journal for everyone to use when they are feeling the diet kick them in the booty
and now deep thoughts with j'bo...
have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an egg yolk? be thrown down the drain and seperated from your white? what are the chances of you being "the" one yolk to survive only to be eaten by a hungry dieter...
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01-09-2004, 10:55 AM #2Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 10:55 AM #3Registered User
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WTF is that suppposed to mean?
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01-09-2004, 11:11 AM #4Registered User
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Re: brain farts and special dieting moments
Originally posted by J'Bo
have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an egg yolk? be thrown down the drain and seperated from your white? what are the chances of you being "the" one yolk to survive only to be eaten by a hungry dieter...
Yupp. And rigth after that I wondered what it would be like to live in a house of candy
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01-09-2004, 11:13 AM #5Registered User
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JJJ...at least someone can relate to my deep thoughts
i guess some people just dont think about these things
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01-09-2004, 11:35 AM #6I see YOU!! ELITE MEMBER
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J'Bo...I can totally relate to this topic! I have ramdom useless thoughts all the time! Never know what I am thinking in the middle of things....Craig says it is never what he expects. LOL
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
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01-09-2004, 11:36 AM #7Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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I guess the dancing bananna really says it all... haha!
Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 11:44 AM #8Registered User
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you trying to start world war whatever mayo?
you ever dieted before?
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01-09-2004, 11:45 AM #9Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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You ever read a book before?
(let the battle begin)Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 11:46 AM #10Registered User
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yes actually. i read about 3 books a week.
have you ever lifted a weight before?
cause my friggin arms are bigger than yours.
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01-09-2004, 11:49 AM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Ouch! Score 3 for J
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01-09-2004, 11:50 AM #12Registered User
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anne
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01-09-2004, 11:54 AM #13Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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A: Stop looking at your arms in those circus mirrors
B: I'm glad you've read ABOUT books... but why don't you actually find one and try it out for yourself
Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 12:14 PM #14Registered User
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A: your joking right? i was actually serious about that comment you look like you weigh 140lbs soaking wet.
B: ABOUT= aproximately or maybe i should define words as i go along for you
Sorry...i actually just looked at your pics again and i shouldnt be hacking on you because you spend alot of money on supplements and apparently they arent doing anything for you...also i withdraw the fact that i think you are a skinny runt, you do have big forearms...too bad its only from MASTERBATING.
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01-09-2004, 12:25 PM #15Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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I would love to check out those arms... but I'm having trouble seeing around your ass...
Speaking of supplements... I could recommend a few to you... first one that comes to mind... CONDITIONER... it will work wonders for the Ronald McDonald effect you seem to try and be working...Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 12:30 PM #16Registered User
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Mayo.
Yah i work hard to get this ass lookin like this so thanks
BTW i have gotten plenty of modelling work just because of my hair. So your insults really are of no substance. But nice try.
K i am getting back to this thread now cause your boring me. You cant even fight back
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01-09-2004, 12:39 PM #17Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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I'm also done, my comments were purely joking, you're obviously the most beautiful woman here... I think you might wanna lighten up a tad though...
BTW... My mom said your pics at Lane Bryant looked fabulous...Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 12:50 PM #18Registered User
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Thank your mom for me. I did those in the off season but they were alot of fun
Good cause i am almost done too
But i am not joking
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01-09-2004, 12:57 PM #19Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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good to know...
Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 01:07 PM #20Carl Mccoy Wannabe
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Mayo:
If you get to know Jenny you will quickly realize that she's a very sharp, bright and funny person. The curse of attractive people is that they are immediately pigeon-holed as being "bimbos".
You 'd be a lucky man indeed if you had a woman in your life that is half the woman she is.
You've had better moments *S.O.P.
... and btw her hair is fab.
* son of preacher.Carl McCoy wannabe.
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01-09-2004, 01:16 PM #21I'm special :)
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can't we all just get along??
I can do it
I WILL be a size 5.
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01-09-2004, 01:32 PM #22Registered User
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thanks Vanity
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01-09-2004, 01:35 PM #23Moderator MODERATOR
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Well, if she has read ABOUT books then she does indeed read, so your point is moot.Originally posted by HoldDaMayo
B: I'm glad you've read ABOUT books... but why don't you actually find one and try it out for yourself
Anyway, I am dieting down, but don't really worry too much about it. For me, dieting down is about a caloric deficit. So if I eat like an ahole, I will be killing myself the next am in training and cardio.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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01-09-2004, 02:02 PM #24www.Bodyfactoryllc.com
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J'bo is a fine example that you can have beauty as well as brains !! . By way holddamayo doing i side tricep pose you may want to try and stick out your chest LOL
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01-09-2004, 02:22 PM #25I see YOU!! ELITE MEMBER
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hmmm.....hehe
"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
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01-09-2004, 02:48 PM #26Registered User
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Im sure that J´Bo is smart enought to hold her own, she dosent need your help.
Kiss asses...
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Damn-- Mayo--I'm not sure if I like you
Lets get back on the subject
J'Bo I'm glad you started this thread -- I will be right w/ you next week!!!
BTW--J'Bo-- I LOVE LOVE LOVE your hair!
I Believe in the Impossible!!!
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01-09-2004, 03:32 PM #28Just call me Mayo ELITE MEMBER
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ok ok, I started my posts in this thread with innocent, playful intentions, I got caught up in the crap throwing and I apologize...
I don't post here so people can like me... but I'm not exactly proud of my posts in this thread... pretty immature...
Anyway... I never seriously meant she wasn't an intelligent woman, the thread was a bit goofy and I just tossed out a little joke... I should have ended it there... I don't know what else to say except I messed up.Are you kidding me????
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01-09-2004, 09:23 PM #29Former Fat Girl ELITE MEMBER
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Oyvay!! This went to the crapper but I actually like the original post
Here's one for you....as an egg yolk would you rather be eaten by the hungry dieter or the eager doggie that gets the leftover yolks?
I'm a freak and glad to know that I'm not the only one having these strange thoughts!
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01-09-2004, 10:46 PM #30RAWR! ELITE MEMBER
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Take it easy on Mayo, J'bo is the one being mean why don't you get mad at her? This thread was really really funny by the way.
Homer: Hey! I saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
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