Thread: ur most embarrassing moments...

kristen and I were @ Sams. I had to go to the bathroom. What's so oopsie about that, you may be wondering. Well...it isn't how I went..it was WHERE I went.
I went into the Men's' restroom and took care of business....I was finishing up and getting ready to walk out of the stall..when I heard WOMEN'S voices! All kinds of alarms and warnings went off in my head...
"I AM in the men's...aren't I???
So..being the quick wit that I am..I deduced that I was in the wrong restroom. There were clues that became obvious after the fact:
1) when I walked in, I saw two rows of stalls...thought maybe the urinals were on another wall..
2) heard women's voices whilst in the midst of my business.

Needless to say, I initially panicked. "What will happen when these women find out there is a man in their bathroom? Call police for perversion?
Scream and draw attention to my plight?

I was not up to finding out! As soon as I heard the two stall doors close and lock..I was off like a shot! (I did stop to wash my hands, proper sanitation is paramount)
But I did not bother to dry them and bolted for the door!
SAFE! ..or so I thought!
As soon as I emerged from the wrong bathroom door...there was a guy outside with his daughter in the outer door way. He looked at me quizzically. So, I put on my best sheepish and confused look I could muster. (all those hours in the mirror practicing came in handy!) looked a the opposing door which actually said: MEN'S ROOM, and back to the door in which I just exited and back to the other, then to the guy. I turned on my heel, said, "Ooops" then walked off.

Burner, didn't I read this same exact post of yours about 3-4 months ago or so? I could of swore I read this exact same thing somewhere else in this forum previously ? I know I did. Can I cut and paste it too

as long as I get the copy rights..
well..he did ask for an embarrasing moment..andthat is the most recent..fresh in my mind's moment!

Ok Burner... I was just checking..
It just seemed wierd that's all...I wanted to make sure I wasn't going insane or anything Cause it was written word for word.

TODAY!

After I did my legs, I ran into some friend's and they were complimenting me asking me how I lost my weight and she went to give me hug, I turned and because my legs were spaghetti, I fell down! Her and her friend helped me up though! What a view!

Happened a couple of years ago. I had a horrible sore throat, so I was taking cough medicine, buckleys or some shit. Anyways I had some of this shit and then I took a protein shake before I went to class.

So now I'm sitting in class and I start sweating like hell, then my stomach starts turning really bad. I'm afraid to move because I know I'm going to puke, but then I start seeing black dots. I'm starting to pass out for fuck sakes So I take a chance, I walk out of the class, trying to keep some composure, get in the hall and there it comes. I'm trying to hold my puke in with my hand and that just makes it squirt all over me, there is a door nearby so I open it up and let the rest go. That's when I hear a girl's voice asking "Will? Are you okay?" Only one of the hottest girls in the school asking me.

So I pretend not to notice her, and go back inside quick. But I'm covered in puke, so I run to the dorms (30 second sprint) and change, go back in the school where the poor janitor is already mopping my spew, and as cooly as I can walk back to class.

Never again to take cough medicine and protein shakes again

Iron,

That was nice for a quick thrown up story

Originally posted by Randy
Iron,

That was nice for a quick thrown up story

My buddies didn't let me live that one down for a while

I don't understand how you could drink protein shakes when your sick.. I can barely stomach them when I'm feeling good.
I guess I'm just sick and tired of them... But I do my best to drink at least one a day.

Originally posted by Randy
Ok Burner... I was just checking..
It just seemed wierd that's all...I wanted to make sure I wasn't going insane or anything Cause it was written word for word.

the wonders of 'copy and paste'

Originally posted by Randy
I don't understand how you could drink protein shakes when your sick.. I can barely stomach them when I'm feeling good.
I guess I'm just sick and tired of them... But I do my best to drink at least one a day.

I just had my 1st vpx micclean (sp) cappacino flavored shake..not too shabby!

Awsome burner ....and cappacino flavored What will they think of next?

I just had a chili burger...was awsome too

I had a burger. Home made.
Had it marinating in bbq and jim beam for two days..then grilled them last night.
very tasty

Hmmmmm never heard of a marinated burger.
Doesn't the hamburger just break apart in a marinade?
But then again, I guess you can marinade just about anything these days . Mine, I just usually use a little worchepsire sauce and pepper, garlic, and season salt. Comes out pretty good. Always open to new recipies though.

I still want to find a good 4 alarm chili recipe that I can use with my crock pot. (The stuff that will burn the hair right off your ass)

Originally posted by Randy
Hmmmmm never heard of a marinated burger.
Doesn't the hamburger just break apart in a marinade?
But then again, I guess you can marinade just about anything these days . Mine, I just usually use a little worchepsire sauce and pepper, garlic, and season salt. Comes out pretty good. Always open to new recipies though.

I still want to find a good 4 alarm chili recipe that I can use with my crock pot. (The stuff that will burn the hair right off your ass)

http://www.radiowcpr.com/cafe/tfc-ma...arm-chili.html



This is a recipe for a genuine three-alarm chili. A real working mans meal that will stick to your ribs, fuel ya all day and remind ya again in the morning. It was never meant for the faint hearted, the young or those who prefer tofu and eggplant. It perfect for a bachelor, plenty to eat, easy and fast to throw together. So, belly up to the table and enjoy!

1.) Brown 1 pound of lean Black Angus ground beef in a large iron skillet. 2.) Dice up two large yellow onions and combine with the beef.
3.) Add one cup of your favorite beer to skillet.
4.) Slow cook for 15 minute and stir routinely.
5.) Combine skillet fixings into crock-pot and stir.
6.) In a 6-qt crock-pot add three large cans of red kidney beans.
7.) Add three cans of boiled & peeled white potatoes.
8.) Add one large can of Hunts tomato sauce
9.) Add two cans of cooked pearl onions.
10.) Add entire packet of preferred chili seasonings (Carroll Shelby's).
11.) Add two cups of diced, pickled jalapeno peppers.
12.) Add 2-6 habanero peppers finely diced……….do not get juice on private parts, hands or in eyes!
13.) Simmer for 4 hours on medium heat.


**Enjoy with saltines in a big bowl, a cold beer of your choice and maybe an antacid, or two.


************************************************** **
Five-Alarm Beef Chili

1/4 c. vegetable oil or olive oil
3-4 lbs. boneless beef chuck, cut into pieces
2 onions, chopped
2 green bell peppers, chopped
1 can (4 oz.) chopped jalapenos or mild chili peppers
1/3 c. chili powder
1 Tbsp. dried oregano
2 tsp. ground cumin
1 tsp. salt
1 c. beer

Heat 2 Tbsp. of oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the beef and brown all sides. Transfer to Crock-pot. Add the remaining 2 Tbsp. oil to the skillet and saute the onions and green peppers until soft. Transfer to a crock-pot. In the crock-pot, stir in the jalapenos, chili powder, oregano, cumin, salt and beer. Cover and cook on low 6-8 hours or on high 3-4 hours.

Kewl,

Thanks for taking the time to post your recipies Burner. I will definately cut and paste them to my personal recipies.
Which one do you prefer, the 3 alarm or 5 alarm? Is it better using your own seasonings like in the 5 alarm recipe, or using the premade seasonings from the chili packet as listed on the top recipe?

heh heh..sorry..I just looked them up on the web..now that you think about it...I should print them myself..

"You're about 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life"
- Ford Fairlane, Rock and Roll Detective

I may have a few of those embarrasing moments Burner after eating that 5 alarm chili.... I didn't know I would be a guinea pig

It wasn't embarrassing...but I took a girl to breakfast a long time ago. Went to a 'mom-n-pop' restarant and ordered the breakfast burrito w/ the green chili (hot) I immeditely put hot sauce on it, tinking it was not going to be too hot..man, was I WRONG!
I had to get a glass of milk..STAT!
Lemmetall ya...it was spice from 'stem to stern'....
whoooboy!

Originally posted by camarosuper6
Mrs. Bates, the most dredded teacher I had

Any chance ya'll would call her Master Bates?

A had that happen a ways back... Some guys from work took me to a chinese restaurant. One was chinese and tried to pull a fast one on me. He slipped me one of those little bitty blackish purple dried peppers. We had been talking about spicey foods.. He told me to take a bite that it wasn't hot. Sun of a bitch, my face turned blazing red and I lost my breath completely. I grabbed a glass of water from the table and fled outside for air.... Man I was pissed off ....that damn sob .

Originally posted by Burner02
It wasn't embarrassing...but I took a girl to breakfast a long time ago. Went to a 'mom-n-pop' restarant and ordered the breakfast burrito w/ the green chili (hot) I immeditely put hot sauce on it, tinking it was not going to be too hot..man, was I WRONG!
I had to get a glass of milk..STAT!
Lemmetall ya...it was spice from 'stem to stern'....
whoooboy!

that's funny!
I LOVE their hot mustard! A good bite of it..it slams your eyes shut...I LOVE it!

I tried that wtih a buddy of mine. He was going to a class once and he was with a lot of guys who were on hot sauce kicks. So, after we worked out, we went to the supermarket next door to the gym. He got a bottle of tobasco w/ habernaero.
I told hime to put that wussy stuff back on the shelf, I has some better stuff to him. We went to the mall..to the hot sauce shop. He got something like, TExas inferno or the like. If you did not know, there is a meter that judges hot sauce. It goes from 0 - 180. Tobasco rates a 3. This stuff he got was at teh 170 - 180 mark.
I was hoping he / the guys would dump it on their food like they did w/ tobasco sauce..but it was sort of foiled.
As soon as one guy saw that it came out in on drop at a time..he got a chip, and took two drops and ate that.
It got him GOOOOOD! I think he ended up having to go lay down on the couch for a while..

Oh yeah burner, we have some of those hot sauce shops at our local mall as well. I'm definately familiar with those blends. There was something here called suicide sauce that yielded the same result . Just one little drop on the end of a toothpick placed on your tongue would take your breath away and draw tears

I guess..after the one guy was..incapacitated...someone read the ingredients. They took the acid extract from the habernero and put it back in...
I don't even want to try the shit. I like spice wtih flavor...hot just sux..

hot sauce... the new thermogenic??

good stuff!