You do realize you're going to hell.![]()
You do realize you're going to hell.![]()
Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers don't want to do.
to hell to hell i tell you!


Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
I've been seeing more and more nuns at the mall. A lot of 'em are young and beautiful. And with the changing times, their skirts keep getting shorter.![]()
I have heard worse in nun jokes or dreams. At least he didn't say he was horny!
thank god..i thinkOriginally posted by david
I have heard worse in nun jokes or dreams. At least he didn't say he was horny!
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
i thought nuns couldn't leave their missionary???
Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
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HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I TELL YOU
wait a sec... nuns in the mall... reminds me of a prostitute That dressed up as a nun that was near a mall..uhh i mean.. uh forget it.
Then how would they teach in Catholic schools and work in hospitals.Originally posted by oaktownboy
i thought nuns couldn't leave their missionary???
~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
-Harry Edwards
hmmm..too many movies for me![]()
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Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.
you forgot "in a handbasket"
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
All the nuns that I have seen are very old,never seen a sexy nun![]()
Frauline Maria?![]()
I've been watching too many musicals![]()
hey eggs...."how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?"
(if that makes no sense you're still ok)
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama
I think alot of peeps should recognize sound of music... even the straight ones!! haha
Are you kidding me????
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Good point!!Originally posted by butterfly
Then how would they teach in Catholic schools and work in hospitals.![]()
Oh dear Lord...Originally posted by oaktownboy
i thought nuns couldn't leave their missionary???
A missionary is a person.
A Mission is a place.
And I believe you mean Convent.
Haha, nice BO!![]()
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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