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    I live with the dumbest person alive.

    I thought my last roommate was a piece of work, well let me tell you about Monday morning. I hear the doorbell go off at 8 am and decide not to get it since I know it is not for me. The bell rings like 15 times and finally one of my roommates gets it. It was my other roommate, she locked herself out, but that's not the best part. When she locked herself out, she decided that the next logical step was to find a small stick, jam it into the lock, and try to open the door. Well, she broke the stick off into the lock. Sometimes I wonder if Mr Darwin was right about that whole survival of the fittest.
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    That's like what I tell Butterfly.

    When stupid people get killed because they did something....well stupid. Then it's just cleaning the gene pool

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    Dale,

    That's pretty hillarious
    Did she think it was funny when you added
    the replacement lock cost to her rent for next month?
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    ahh thats terrible!!

    I dont answer the main door to our 3 bach apartments down here unless I know that someone is coming over, which I usually always do.
    I dont know HOW many times one of the other girls has locked herself out. she bangs on the door so loud.............and I turn the radio up. haha
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    Originally posted by atherjen
    ahh thats terrible!!

    I dont answer the main door to our 3 bach apartments down here unless I know that someone is coming over, which I usually always do.
    I dont know HOW many times one of the other girls has locked herself out. she bangs on the door so loud.............and I turn the radio up. haha

    You are a little bit bad, arenīt you?

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    Originally posted by atherjen
    ahh thats terrible!!

    I dont answer the main door to our 3 bach apartments down here unless I know that someone is coming over, which I usually always do.
    I dont know HOW many times one of the other girls has locked herself out. she bangs on the door so loud.............and I turn the radio up. haha

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    I dont know what your talking about!! haha

    well if she didnt be so LOUD at 3am and didnt use ALL the hot water then I would be kind enough to unlock the door. hehe
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    Originally posted by atherjen
    and I turn the radio up. haha

    This is EXACTLT what I did.

    There is actually a reason why I do not get the door. The idiot who locked herself out always invites friends over and she always asks me if I will answer the door cuz she has a friend coming over and she cannot hear the doorbell from her room, which is quite close to mine. Only thing is, it is a hike from my room to the door. Besides, if she has such a lack of respect that she cannot leave her door open to hear her friend ring the doorbell, why should I get the door?
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    u going to college Dale?
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    Dale, you should change this thread to "Trash your Roomate".

    I had a roomate once who was a damn slob. Every night he would leave like dirty dishes and pans piled up on the sink. Then he would cook at night and leave splattered grease on the floor.
    The guy was a god dam pig . At least the bastard could of cleaned his dishes off before leaving them in the sink. Everyone gets in a hurry sometimes and that could be understood. But doing it continuously is not.. Then he would never contribute to cleaning up the place on a weekly basis. I told him I didn't care what he did with his room, he could stack garbage from the floor to ceiling. But when it came to the rest of the place that he shared, he needed to contribute.... Man it was a nightmare, I never wanted to go home. So Dale, I can understand how roomates can be. If you have the wrong one it can be a real nightmare. I was happy when the 6 month lease was up.. I was out of there.
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    Nope, no college. I am actually contemplating a move back to FL.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Originally posted by Dale Mabry
    I am actually contemplating a move back to FL.
    Chuck Norris once lost his keys and couldn't remember where he put them. So he tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up their location.

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    Damn, for some reason you always pick the bright ones hahaha
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