Thread: What did you learn in the last few days that is useful ?

Today I learned that I can make a very bad/unsuccessful thread.

Today I learned

today I learned that I can get a free pizza and t-shirt for free just by signing up for a credit card on campus

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
Today I learned

Keep up the good work

I learned last week that dog's have anal glands. LMAO And that in small dogs if they have a stinky butt that the anal gland needs to be cleaned.

Also when stabbing someone in the chest that you have to turn the blade sideways to slide between the ribs and provide deeper pentration. (ok,....that one was Craig's idea)

Oh...and not to open other's mail because there may be porn inside!

Originally posted by JLB001
I learned last week that dog's have anal glands. LMAO And that in small dogs if they have a stinky butt that the anal gland needs to be cleaned.

Also when stabbing someone in the chest that you have to turn the blade sideways to slide between the ribs and provide deeper pentration. (ok,....that one was Craig's idea)

Originally posted by JLB001
Also when stabbing someone in the chest that you have to turn the blade sideways to slide between the ribs and provide deeper pentration. (ok,....that one was Craig's idea)

Craig? That was sick

i learned that if I'm going to masterbate while my girlfriend's at class make sure she didn't forget her keys so she won't have to come back in first

Originally posted by JLB001
Oh...and not to open other's mail because there may be porn inside!

Speaking of. My husband received a post card invitation to purchase one porn mag......get 13 free.

Ho hidden cost

Originally posted by Crono1000
i learned that if I'm going to masterbate while my girlfriend's at class make sure she didn't forget her keys so she won't have to come back in first

Picking mouth off floor! OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG


Where you embarrassed? What did she say?

Ouch.LOL

I learned that buying a house gives my fiance the shits Poor thing is all stressed out...over nothing

Imagine him when I have a baby

Originally posted by JLB001
Also when stabbing someone in the chest that you have to turn the blade sideways to slide between the ribs and provide deeper pentration.

I will remember next time.

Originally posted by Leslie
Ouch.LOL

I learned that buying a house gives my fiance the shits Poor thing is all stressed out...over nothing

Imagine him when I have a baby

At least he doesn't call you in to take a look at it!

My husband a couple weeks ago while in the bathroom, calls me over, "Hey hon, come here. You gotta see this one!" I'm like........................ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just flush.

That, or whenever he's in their, THERE'S ALWAY SOMETHING THAT POPS UP IN HIS MIND HE MUST ABSOLUTELY TALK TO ME ABOUT!


Les: You'll have to let us know when "P" day comes!

LOL at Babs. He sounds like that is his thinking throne

P-day will not be for 2 years I want to be pregnant when I am 27. The 2 babies must be out before I am 30! My mom had me at 21- she was inher regualr jeans a week later. She had my brother at 30 and gained 60 pounds during pregnancy. That shit aint happening here

oh my gawd! Too funny. Proud of his pooh!! Craig said...have him take some dieter tea and fiber...Then he'll really be proud of that pooh.

Hmmm P-day, I have I think a year left before Craig wants one. Mine will be almost 19 years apart. Scary thought!

Originally posted by Leslie
LOL at Babs. He sounds like that is his thinking throne

P-day will not be for 2 years I want to be pregnant when I am 27. The 2 babies must be out before I am 30! My mom had me at 21- she was inher regualr jeans a week later. She had my brother at 30 and gained 60 pounds during pregnancy. That shit aint happening here

LMBO, I'm gonna have to make a ceramic piece now and have it hang on the Bathroom door handle.....That says, "Nick's thinking throne!"

And yes, he does a lot of thinking along with reading the paper in there! He says it makes him go faster if he reads

In her same jeans a week later. That was me also. Then along came number 2 AND it took a month .............WOW 60lbs.........Poor poor mamma.

That's funny. "That shit ain't happening here!" I think you'll do well hon. I hope you're still around IM when all this is going on. We'll have a photo album of all the IM Babies.

Originally posted by JLB001
oh my gawd! Too funny. Proud of his pooh!! Craig said...have him take some dieter tea and fiber...Then he'll really be proud of that pooh.

That would kill the plants in the house! I'd run out of spray!!!!! I leave two cans of it in both RR's. We have to have all kinds of spray through out the house....

My boxers are AWFUL................. They can clear a house party if they cut one......Whoa.........There was a time one of the dogs let one go and oh myyyyyyyyyyyy it woke me up from a comma tose sleep........ugh............I wanted to choke the dog......Can't though..get into trouble for that They're cute...I have a couple photo's of them up in my gallery.

I learned that PDAs without the sync capability are classified as 4A994 under the Commerce Dept's Export Administration Regulations.

Originally posted by butterfly
I learned that PDAs without the sync capability are classified as 4A994 under the Commerce Dept's Export Administration Regulations.

Do you work with Export/Import ?
I am trying to figure out a cheap way to buy supplements from USA without paying a lot of fees.

Originally posted by Vieope
Do you work with Export/Import ?
I am trying to figure out a cheap way to buy supplements from USA without paying a lot of fees.

Yes, but for NASA. Most of the things we deal with fall under the control of our State and Commerce Departments.

Occassionally, we deal the Drug Enforcement Admin. Export Regulations... which is the category your supps fall into.

BTW, where do you live, Vieope?

Originally posted by butterfly
BTW, where do you live, Vieope?

Brazil
You work for NASA, that´s so cool.

I learned 3 days ago that IM is very useful. I have been lurking on and off for a year or so but did not realize how informative this place is. Very cool.

Originally posted by Crono1000
today I learned that I can get a free pizza and t-shirt for free just by signing up for a credit card on campus

And, how many times have you applied??

I have learned to love someone who I thought was a snobby crab!

I have also learned that my client is a goof ball and that the more he screws up the longer he's going to need my assistance and that equals "more Moolah" for me!