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    Vitamins make Huge ARMS

    oh man, this is funny:

    So i was about 7 and i had this totally hot 18 year old babysitter

    i wanted to impress her so i thought i'd go and take some
    flintstones chewable vitamins

    so i went in there and took 2. I flexed my (probably 7 inch) arms and i was like WOW they got bigger. so i took about 10 more
    and then went into living room
    and started non-chalantly flexing my arms
    LOL!!!

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    Has anyone else ever done something funny like that?

    maybe when they were young, or even lately?
    I'd love to hear some funny stories!

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    I've come to the conclusion women don't much care much about muscle on a man, so I never reduced myself to showing off like that

    Those that look at that first, and everything else second... well, they're superficial.

    And I'm not a rake, so I'm not being cynical here
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    HAHAHA hilarious bro..........

    i posted this a while back....

    I am going to do my 1st cycle with advice from a friend that put on 50lb of solid muscle in 5 weeks, but i want other opinions if you guys have tried this cycle before.
    It will be with flinstone vitamins and i need some advice. Here is my schedule:

    Week 1. Fred
    Week 2. Fred and 1/2 Barney
    Week 3. Fred ,Barney, 1/2 Wilma
    Week 4. 1/2 Wilma, 2 bam-bams, 1 Betty, 1/2 Pebbles
    Week 5. PCT of 4 Dino's the 1st day, 2 for the next 10 days, and 1 eod for 10 days
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    Oh jesus

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    Originally posted by Flex
    HAHAHA hilarious bro..........

    i posted this a while back....

    I am going to do my 1st cycle with advice from a friend that put on 50lb of solid muscle in 5 weeks, but i want other opinions if you guys have tried this cycle before.
    It will be with flinstone vitamins and i need some advice. Here is my schedule:

    Week 1. Fred
    Week 2. Fred and 1/2 Barney
    Week 3. Fred ,Barney, 1/2 Wilma
    Week 4. 1/2 Wilma, 2 bam-bams, 1 Betty, 1/2 Pebbles
    Week 5. PCT of 4 Dino's the 1st day, 2 for the next 10 days, and 1 eod for 10 days

    Man, I'd skip the Betty and that 1/2 Pebbles. That Betty vitamin only pumps up your giggling muscles and even 1/2 Pebbles could reduce you to a gymbabe with a big bone(r) in your hair.

    If you are gonna cycle, I'd double up on the Bam-Bams instead - adds brute strength and you'll be able to..uh..wave your club around proudly.

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    Originally posted by Flex
    HAHAHA hilarious bro..........

    i posted this a while back....

    I am going to do my 1st cycle with advice from a friend that put on 50lb of solid muscle in 5 weeks, but i want other opinions if you guys have tried this cycle before.
    It will be with flinstone vitamins and i need some advice. Here is my schedule:

    Week 1. Fred
    Week 2. Fred and 1/2 Barney
    Week 3. Fred ,Barney, 1/2 Wilma
    Week 4. 1/2 Wilma, 2 bam-bams, 1 Betty, 1/2 Pebbles
    Week 5. PCT of 4 Dino's the 1st day, 2 for the next 10 days, and 1 eod for 10 days

    Man, I'd skip the Betty and that 1/2 Pebbles. That Betty vitamin only pumps up your giggling muscles and even 1/2 Pebbles could reduce you to a gymbabe with a big bone(r) in your hair.

    If you are gonna cycle, I'd double up on the Bam-Bams instead - adds brute strength and you'll be able to..uh..wave your club around proudly.

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    I would not cycle that longer than 4 weeks!

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    oh no! ive been cycling it like this! :
    Week 1. Barney
    Week 2. Barney and 1/2 Wilma
    Week 3. 2 Fred, 1 wilma, one Barney
    Week 4. 2 Wilma, 2 bam-bams, 1 Betty, 1 Pebbles

    WILL THIS HURT MY GAINS? OH NO!

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    Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
    oh no! ive been cycling it like this! :
    Week 1. Barney
    Week 2. Barney and 1/2 Wilma
    Week 3. 2 Fred, 1 wilma, one Barney
    Week 4. 2 Wilma, 2 bam-bams, 1 Betty, 1 Pebbles

    WILL THIS HURT MY GAINS? OH NO!
    i would not cycle these for any longer than 4 weeks. At that 4th week, your strength should be through the roof and you should have gained no less t han 30lb of solid muscle
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    ya i'll bam bam betty
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
    |----|----|----|----|----|----|----|----|---|----|
    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    yeah ur right! ive gained about 26 pounds of solid muscle, lost 10 pounds of fat, and my biceps now measure 45 inches...not bad


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    Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
    yeah ur right! ive gained about 26 pounds of solid muscle, lost 10 pounds of fat, and my biceps now measure 45 inches...not bad

    DAMN bro, nice work! you must've been doubling up on your vitamins. you just gotta be careful though, could be dangerous with levels that high.

    45" arms? WOW. this a pic after i finished my Flinstone Cycle...
    http://www.darkwoods.com/bodybuilder...e/wheele45.jpg

    oh wait, oops, i'm not black.....here's one of my legs....
    http://www.darkwoods.com/bodybuilder...e/demayo16.jpg

    i now front squat way over a ton........
    You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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    !!!!HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE FREAKY LEGS!!
    um..hrmph i mean, yea not bad for a N00BY

    but mine are bout 2 times that size...yea...lets see i put a bulldozer on my GIANT FACTORY-SIZED leg press and did it for about an hour...you know
    it was my light leg day

    I plan on doing a couple of houses tomorrow!

    Oh and maxed on bench....lets see, i cant remember if i was using 6000 pounds, or 6004 oh well

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    Originally posted by CRASHMAN
    ya i'll bam bam betty
    yeah, i always thought that betty was hotter than wilma. and mary ann was much hotter than ginger.

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    Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
    !!!!HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE FREAKY LEGS!!
    um..hrmph i mean, yea not bad for a N00BY

    but mine are bout 2 times that size...yea...lets see i put a bulldozer on my GIANT FACTORY-SIZED leg press and did it for about an hour...you know
    it was my light leg day

    I plan on doing a couple of houses tomorrow!

    Oh and maxed on bench....lets see, i cant remember if i was using 6000 pounds, or 6004 oh well
    Yesterday I grabbed the rings of saturn straightened them out and stuck Neptune and Uranus on the ends did a couple sets then added pluto and mercury and did 2 more.
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    Originally posted by greekblondechic
    I wore a bone in my hair once... I was a cavewoman in a play

    I bet you looked damn sexy. haha. What play wass this greekblondy.
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