Board and lonely so I'll just ramble

[firestorm]

Well it's Monday morning at 02:50 and nobody is on here but Fire. I have really nothing to say other then I'm bored out of my mind here at work. So let me think of something to write about. Hummm. Cant think of anything of substance. I sure wish they had a bored smiley face over there that I could stick up here. Speaking of those smiley faces I see that they have yellow ones, green ones, Red ones, blue ones and yet no white boys or brothas. Why do you think that is? I'll bet it is some form of subtle discrimination but I can't proove it. How come none of them have hair? No women smiley faces either. Oh well that is all I have to say about smiley faces.
Do you think people with ugly babies know their babies are ugly and just pretend they are cute so they don't seem like bad parents by saying.. this is my new baby, he is ugly but he is mine. He will grow up to be fat and ugly like his father but he will still be my boy. Damn that is some unconditional love don't ya think. Love Must be blind.
My wifes nephews have big heads. Seriously, ever since they were born their heads were huge!! My being outspoken as I am pointed it out. My sister in law hates me now even though she actually went on crying over the phone one time with my Nurse wife asking her if there might be something wrong with her 1st born because his head was so big. She actually had it checked out by a doctor because it could have been a medical issue. It was not. He just has a big head. Looks like SpongeBob square pants but he isn't square just all head. So with this example I knew that she knew her kid had an abnormal head but denied it to me and wouldn't talk to me for quite some time for saying.... damn Leslie..ummm your new baby has a huge freeken head!!!!

Her second born not only has a big head but it's flat in the back because as an infant she left him in one of those automatic rocking chairs for hours on end day after day without turning him or picking him up. He and his head just sat in the same position day after day. Because an infants cranium is soft, it actually flattened out over time.The dumb ass lazy sister in law never noticed that her kids head was slowly flattening???? I noticed it right away and said something. She got mad at me for pointing it out and didn't talk to me again for several months. Damn Leslie! Your freeken kids big head is flat!!! He's a big flat head!!! Damn that is cause your a lazy ass and never held him. No wonder today he is such a damn monster. Lack of attention tends to breed monsters. The positive thing is he's a monster with a flat head, just like a modern day Frankenstein but the flat part is in the back. I should post a pic of their heads but you people would think I altered them with Photoshop.
My kids on the other hand have perfectly shaped normal sized heads. Damn they are good looking kids. they take after their mother for sure. I'm glad I don't have ugly kids with big flat heads cause I'd be forced to tell my wife she bore me ugly big headed kids and then she wouldn't talk to me either. Oh well that is all I have to say about big headed nephews.
My sister in law by the way has a big head. Her kids I suppose get their head gene from her. My brother in law,,,her husband has a peanut head so it couldn't have come from him. It's all her fault. I should tell her that next time I see her. Remind me someone, thank you.

Well it's still boring here. 3:10 now and nothing to talk about still.
I went food shopping the other day. Big food shopping, not just for milk and bread, the whole nine yards. Damn what a freeken job that is. I give credit to those who do this frequently. Well while shopping I decided to count how many times I had to touch the individual items... check this out. I'll use toothpaste as an example of how many times you touch it from the time you pick it up to the time it ends up in the bathroom
1 you pick it up off the shelf.
2 you put it in the cage thing with wheels.
3 you take it out of the cage thing with wheels and put it on that conveyor belt thingy.
4. you pick it up and put it in a bag,
5 oops you take it out cause you put it in the canned good bag and place it in the bag that goes upstairs with the mouthwash and feminine products your wife forced you to purchase and hide under your frozen goods.
6 you pickup the bag which has the toothpaste in it and place it back in the cage with wheels (still counts as picking it up even though it was in a bag).
7 you roll the cage with wheels to the vehicle.
8 you pick up the back and place in vehicle,
9 you take the bag out of your vehicle when you get home and place it on the kitchen floor with all the others for later sorting.
10 you get to the bag with the upstairs toiletries and frozen goods covering wifes femmy napkins and carry it upstairs.
11 you remove the toothpaste from the bag and put it in its place in the medicine cabinet.

So you see you touch or indirectly touch a product 11 times before you ever use it. Isn't that fastenating?? some thing you touch even more but never less. except that pack of gum you swipped while the scanner lady was busy making beeping sounds with your femmy napkins.
You feel you deserve that free pack of gum for having to buy those femmy napkins and your mad at the scanner lady for putting them on display after she made them beep. Your damn right I deserve that pack of gum... the bitch. She didn't HAVE to put them on top of the toilet paper did she? NOOO she could have placed them directly in a bag or next to the Toilet paper but Nooo she wants everyone to know I'm buying those things and besides that,,, she don't bag!!! I gotta do it so consider that FREE pack of gum payment for working there as I pack my own stuff into bags. By the way they say never place anything on top of the eggs well that is a lie. Femmy napkins I've found are light enough to place on Eggs and not break them if you get the ones without Wings.
I didn't do that though because I needed the napkins way on the bottom under the frozen goods.
Wouldn't you know it though!! My wife came home from work just as I finished unpacking and asks me if I bought her femmy products because she just got her monthly visitor. Well I directed her toward our bathroom to where I placed her wingless femmy napkins and a few minutes later I heard a SCREAM. Of course I went a running to find what the problem was... Apparently they were still somewhat frozen and cold from being buried under the frozen goods so she got a freezing cold shock in her nether regions. She gave new meaning to the term "being friggid". Well that is all I have to say about femmy napkins, shopping and how many times you touch a product from start to finish at the market.
Bye all talk more later if I get bored again.

[Jenny]

Hey Fire
You don't seem to get much work done while at work

[firestorm]

Naa not really Jenny,, They pay me big bucks to be a baby sitter.

[firestorm]

did you like my ramblings Jen? Did my words captivate you? Reach out to you and touch your curiosity regarding big headed childred and how many times you touch toothpaste??? Huuummm??? Did you find it all interesting?

[firestorm]

Jenny,, were Swedish meatballs really invented in Sweden? I thought Italians invented meatballs. I think you Swedes just made em smaller and renamed them. Whatcha think?

[Jenny]

Yes, it was very interesting And funny Your sister in law needs a good beating And I feel for your wife having to go through that with the frozen goods

[firestorm]

Jenny how many girlfriends do you have all named Ingred??? I say 68. That is my guess and I"m not changing it.

[Jenny]

Swedish meatballs aren't that small originally. And yes, I do believe they are originally from sweden. Over here we don't call them swedish meatballs though, just meatballs

[firestorm]

Originally posted by Jenny
Yes, it was very interesting And funny Your sister in law needs a good beating And I feel for your wife having to go through that with the frozen goods

Oh don't feel bad for my wife, normally a sensation like that would cost you extra if you were to pay for sex here. lol

[Jenny]

Haha, I don't know any girl my age named Ingrid The people named that are over 40 yrs old

[firestorm]

Jenny what is your moms name? Let me take a wild guess......ummmmm...... Ingred?????

[Jenny]

Haha, well I bet she didn't appreciate it anyways How long have you been married?

[Jenny]

My mom's name is Gun Nooo, not as in a pistol It's translated differently

[Jenny]

Er, I meant pronounced

[firestorm]

Dont feel I'm teasing you because of your herigate Jen.. ok well you can feel that I am cause I suppose its true.
But I'm Italian and I think there are 8 (Anthonys ie: Tonys) on my mothers Italian side. My dad is Irish so nobody is named Tony but lots of Shawns hahahaha

[firestorm]

Originally posted by Jenny
Haha, well I bet she didn't appreciate it anyways How long have you been married?

Well longer then a jail time for armed robbery but less time jail time for Murder. I've served a 13 1/2 year sentence so far and no time off for good behavior yet.
I made a break for the wall one time but was knocked out by a frozen femmy napkin. Freedom was only a few feet away.

[Jenny]

Haha, I don't feel teased, I'm proud of my origin

[Jenny]

Originally posted by firestorm
Well longer then a jail time for armed robbery but less time jail time for Murder. I've served a 13 1/2 year sentence so far and no time off for good behavior yet.

Ooooh, that was baaaaaad I'm going to make sure my future husband won't feel like that after being married to me for 13 years

[firestorm]

I'm proud of my origin too.. my wife said its pretty big for a white guy.

[firestorm]

Originally posted by Jenny
Ooooh, that was baaaaaad I'm going to make sure my future husband won't feel like that after being married to me for 13 years

I'm just kidding Jen,, marriage is a wonderful thing if you pick the right person. I feel I've accomplished that. As for my wife? You'll have to ask her if she feels that way. lol

[Jenny]

Aww, that was sweet I'm glad you put down the macho attitude there for a second Your wife is a lucky woman

[firestorm]

Gun pronounced Goun right?

[Jenny]

Originally posted by firestorm
Gun pronounced Goun right?

Yeah, good job

[Jenny]

Fire, I need to go study some now Have a great night, talk to you later

[firestorm]

Originally posted by Jenny
Aww, that was sweet I'm glad you put down the macho attitude there for a second Your wife is a lucky woman

Me macho attitude? hahahahaha that is funny. I never thought of myself as having a macho attitude expecially when i'm rather vocal as to whom where's the pants in my family and it aint me!!! lol Me no macho,, just a jokester. JOkes by the way I DON'T want getting back to my master. lol

[firestorm]

Originally posted by Jenny
Fire, I need to go study some now Have a great night, talk to you later

Okay cutie. Study hard and have a wonderful day.

[Jenny]

Yeah, that's what I meant You always talk smack about being trapped in your marriage and I was happy to read some sweet things about her So, no, I think you're a really sweet guy, which I've told you several times No macho, I take that back

[Jenny]

Originally posted by firestorm
Okay cutie. Study hard and have a wonderful day.

Thanks!

[firestorm]

Why thank you my dear. that was very kind of you. I think we all get in little ruts sometimes and just need someone to vent to . Since I'm very much the loner and don't really have buddys to pal around with, I can only vent to you guys so you hear it all. The good and the bad. What bodypart hurts today, How cute my kids are, what should I buy my wife for Valentines day and so on. Soo I suppose I better start talking more positively about my lovely wife. She really is a gem but I just love to tease her even if she isn't here. Then again, I tease everyone. Talk soon Jen good day to you dear.

[firestorm]

Ya know I just realized that when I speak highly of my wife it is usually in PMs.. I don't know why that is. Maybe because I"m more serious in one on one conversations. I just sent J'bo a big PM just yesterday on how I met my wife and how it was love at 1st sight. How I went through days of tracking her down after meeting her 60 miles from home at a seaside bar. It was a riveting tale full of drama and romance. Much like those romance novels with Fabio on the cover. I can forward my story to anyone interested in how I met my wife for the price of one Dollar.