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02-20-2004, 07:57 AM #1Super Hero in Training
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Joke for the Day
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and
he told the class that he was going to prove that
there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give
you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God,
saying,"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got
down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just
released from active duty and newly registered in the
class walked up to the professor, hit him full force
in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.
The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and
yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."
Life is good.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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02-20-2004, 08:04 AM #2UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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02-20-2004, 08:27 AM #3Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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HEY BURNER, I HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION. WHAT DOES "BURNER" STAND FOR?
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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I'll bet that had to be a gay marine.
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02-20-2004, 09:11 AM #5Super Hero in Training
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well, it is my 'call sign' on my paint ball team...Originally posted by Spitfire
HEY BURNER, I HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION. WHAT DOES "BURNER" STAND FOR?
got it from a character from a book I read some time ago..
gay? Marine? 0-2 pal!
I am (was) an upstanding, hetrosexual, Air Force cop!
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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02-20-2004, 09:24 AM #6Registered User
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Originally posted by Burner02
well, it is my 'call sign' on my paint ball team...
got it from a character from a book I read some time ago..
gay? Marine? 0-2 pal!
I am (was) an upstanding, hetrosexual, Air Force cop!
"hetrosexual"? I'm gonna have to look that one up, bro...
But ya know, I didn't realize that being upstanding and an Air Force cop had anything to do with your sexuality....
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02-20-2004, 09:38 AM #7Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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Serve his atheist butt right!Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
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Of course it does....shoot...I was just thinking about if it was the atheist Marine who got his butt knocked down by the professor...made me laugh even harder.
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well, i didnt laugh, but that was a good joke anyway
ill tell it to my friend who is atheist LOL
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