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02-20-2004, 09:23 AM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Laid Off Security Guard Escorts Self From Building
Watches Himself "Like Hawk" to Make Sure No Corporate Secrets Stolen!
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0106/guard.shtml~Ann
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
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02-20-2004, 09:40 AM #2Registered User
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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02-20-2004, 09:41 AM #3Believe, Achieve, Succeed
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sans Jim Carrey in "Liar, Liar"
"What does it look like I'm doing,
I'm kicking my A$$"Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
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02-20-2004, 11:46 AM #4Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Liar Liar was an awesome movie.
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02-22-2004, 03:32 AM #5Senior Member
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That was good BF. thank you.
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02-22-2004, 05:39 PM #6Registered User
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good one, lol i am a security guard at a computer company in salt lake city (not telling which one) next sunday is going to be my last day here because they dont have any money anymore to pay for security, (i hope they get robed or some shit ) so yeah i am laid off but my office will get me some more work at some E.R. at some hospital around, still i love this job..........
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02-22-2004, 05:40 PM #7Registered User
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and yes, they do have laptops laying around here like chiken shit at a farm, hmmmmm gives me dirty thoughts.....
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02-22-2004, 05:42 PM #8Senior Member
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QG,, don't even think about it. Not worth the trouble if you get caught. Pray to Jesus and go work at the ER. Hot nurses there anyway. You'll be better off.
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02-22-2004, 09:33 PM #9Registered User
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hehhe, thinking about it and doing it are two really different things, i would never do somehing that stupid, it is just like being a crocked cop.....and to the hospital and hot nurses subject, you know this may sound funny to you guys but it is not to me, hehehhe, i love hot nurses (got some nurse porn) but i dont liek to think about it much because my sister works at a hospital as a assisant surgeont (how ever you speel that) so it is kinda gross and ruins the whole mood if you know what i mean
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02-22-2004, 10:07 PM #10Senior Member
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yea I hear that. My wife is a nurse and I'd hate people thinking like that too! hahaha (wife doesn't work in that field anymore though she works at the health end for an insurance company now)
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