Fortune Cookie Inserts
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
~Ann We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. -Harry Edwards
Man who stands on toilet seat high on pot...
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs in :
the middle of the street-->patty
a cash register-->penny
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the ones which open for us.
That's bad Dr.!!!