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  1. 03-12-2004, 09:56 AM #1
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    100%

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
    it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?
    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
    that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and
    Attitude will get you there,
    Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
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  3. 03-12-2004, 10:31 AM #2
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    thats pretty good haha.

    by your theory, w/regards to bodybuilding........

    N-U-T-R-I-T-I-O-N=140%

    S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S=109%

    G-R-O-W-T-H H-O-R-M-O-N-E=179%

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  4. 03-12-2004, 04:15 PM #3
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    Zzzz ... = 104%
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  5. 03-12-2004, 04:41 PM #4
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    vieope you are too witty for your own good
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