Reply With QuoteYour washing machine in your house takes quarters
Make sure you have a baseball bat, or a golf club. Unfair advantage is key when subdoing a burglar.
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03-23-2004, 07:09 PM #1on my way to ISSA
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someone keeps breaking into my house at night- last night i think they broke in again----they broke the washing machine and tried to take the quarters
So I went down there, finished breaking it, and took the quarters..I'm an ass- I'm staying up late to catch whoever and whoop some assVote Quimby!!
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03-23-2004, 07:26 PM #2happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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03-23-2004, 07:29 PM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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Yeah, why the hell do you have a quarter washing machine?
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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03-23-2004, 07:34 PM #4EAST COAST BRAT ELITE MEMBER
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I must wonder as well.... Personal home washing machine utilizing quarters.....
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03-23-2004, 07:53 PM #5on my way to ISSA
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I live in a house w/ 25 other guys......you wanna pay that water bill for us?
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03-23-2004, 07:54 PM #6happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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So a dorm? Not a house.
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03-23-2004, 07:56 PM #7on my way to ISSA
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it's a fraternity house........
p.s.....i do have access to two baseball bats, one aluminum, wood, and a driver....oh, and a hockey stickVote Quimby!!
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03-24-2004, 12:03 AM #8Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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^That wont do you any good if the burglar is packing heat. Stay up late with a bunch of buddies and catch him in the act.
-Wait, what kind of burglar carries a gun to steal quarters from washing machines?
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03-24-2004, 12:33 AM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's someone in your frat.
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03-24-2004, 02:05 PM #10Super Hero in Training
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you sound like that guy from: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....all ya need is the hockey mask...Originally posted by Hanz29
it's a fraternity house........
p.s.....i do have access to two baseball bats, one aluminum, wood, and a driver....oh, and a hockey stick
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03-24-2004, 03:03 PM #11on my way to ISSA
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lol
yea, too bad i left my ninja sword at homeVote Quimby!!
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03-24-2004, 03:07 PM #12Moderator MODERATOR
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I would paintball the hell out of whoever it is.
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03-24-2004, 03:25 PM #13Registered Abuser
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heres what you do
take as many quarters as you have and put them into a sock!
then when you catch him
start bashing him with the sock
saying
"You want quarters??? heres your fucking quarters bitch!!!"
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03-24-2004, 03:26 PM #14Super Hero in Training
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you play paint ball?
Crank that up and go hot!
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03-24-2004, 03:33 PM #15Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Shotgun with rock salt, blast'em in the ass
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03-24-2004, 03:46 PM #16I see YOU!! ELITE MEMBER
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You can always use a can of tuna in a sock.....
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03-24-2004, 03:54 PM #17Super Hero in Training
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an opened can...not only knocfk them out...they will wreak afterwards!
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03-24-2004, 04:02 PM #18Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You could boobie trap the machine, maybe run some electricity to it....ZAP! just lower the amps raise the volts
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03-24-2004, 04:03 PM #19Super Hero in Training
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yeah...but you'd nail an innocent....murphy's law...
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03-24-2004, 04:10 PM #20Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Yeah, one of the guy's hooks up, takes the girl to the wash room to get it on pulls down her shorts and tosses her onto the washer, ungrounded she doesn't feel a thing then he goes for a no hands insertion and POW, wakes up an hour later thinking he just had the best sex ever.
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03-24-2004, 04:30 PM #21Super Hero in Training
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now...THAT'S a vivid imagination!
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03-24-2004, 05:01 PM #22happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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03-24-2004, 05:16 PM #23on my way to ISSA
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we think it's a bum so i'm having somewhat of a moral dilemma.....I think we'll just catch him and call the cops......that is kinda risky w/o a weapon though- my friend told me that one of his buddies who was working at a store tried to stop a bum from shoplifting and got stabbed!!!
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03-24-2004, 05:24 PM #24happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Just hide and smack him in the head with the bat or golf club... Just make sure he doesnt get up, then dump the body haha
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Catch him and enslave him. We had one that kept sleeping in our trash can. One day we made him get out and told him we would give him 5 dollars to pick up the trash in the parking lot. For month's afterwards he would clean the whole parking lot whenever he needed some more vodka. We used to hide money in the bushes too and he would spend hours searching for it.
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Now i'm seriously pissed.....i just got off the phone w/ my mom (awww)....and she told me she sent me some money in the mail last friday, and it's not here, which means it's been stolen out of the mailbox....wtf
should i even bother w/ a police report----it is a federal crime if they catch the bastard stealing mailVote Quimby!!
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03-24-2004, 05:35 PM #27happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Did she send cash?
If its a check cancel it... And then buy a locking mailbox.
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03-24-2004, 05:35 PM #28happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Originally posted by maniclion
Catch him and enslave him. We had one that kept sleeping in our trash can. One day we made him get out and told him we would give him 5 dollars to pick up the trash in the parking lot. For month's afterwards he would clean the whole parking lot whenever he needed some more vodka. We used to hide money in the bushes too and he would spend hours searching for it.
I can picture the dude looking in all theese bushes trying to find money like it was an easter egg!
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03-24-2004, 05:36 PM #29Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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They will tell you it's stupid to send money in the mail.
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I know it's stupid, but that doesn't make stealing mail any more legal.....can't be proven unless i record.....i'm gonna try
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