Reply With QuoteI especially like the one that says "I have seen the truth and it makes no sense". Take Care, John H.
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03-26-2004, 07:12 AM #1Um......get rooted! ELITE MEMBER
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Some real gems in here
Words of Wisdom
*All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
*Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
*Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
*Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
*Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
*I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
*Indecision is the key to flexibility.
*Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
*Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
*Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
*Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
*Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
*The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
*There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
*There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
*Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
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03-26-2004, 08:49 AM #2Registered User
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03-26-2004, 09:31 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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"There is always one more imbecile than you counted on"
So TRUE!
"By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends."
My favorite
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03-26-2004, 02:34 PM #4Rebel without a clue ELITE MEMBER
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*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
I like this one. It sums up american politics pretty well, don't you think?
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*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets*
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03-26-2004, 02:58 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I would like to submit
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience."Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-26-2004, 02:59 PM #7Monochromatic Bunny
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Re: Some real gems in here
Originally posted by kuso
Words of Wisdom
*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Isn´t it true?*Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
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03-26-2004, 03:00 PM #8Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally posted by maniclion
I would like to submit
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level then beat you with experience."
I can´t argue with you on that one.
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