Reply With QuoteSure. It needs to be in Las Vegas and it has to pay more than $65K.(If you make an offer in the $75K range I'll not only make the coffee but I'll re-load your ammo.
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03-26-2004, 08:21 AM #1Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Anyone want a job
My assistant is a twit, I have to explain things like nine times before I get pissed and she remember not to ask again, ok I am the nicest guy in the world but DAMN
I dont have the paitents for this. SHITProhibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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03-26-2004, 08:23 AM #2IDIOT SAVANT
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-26-2004, 08:31 AM #3Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Your hired,Originally posted by ALBOB
Sure. It needs to be in Las Vegas and it has to pay more than $65K. (If you make an offer in the $75K range I'll not only make the coffee but I'll re-load your ammo. )
My thumbs get so sore them .45 cals start to hurt
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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03-26-2004, 08:32 AM #4UNLEASH THE BEAST ELITE MEMBER
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What do you do to have an assistant at 21 years old?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...
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03-26-2004, 09:06 AM #5Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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I Know it seems weird but even weirder is I just started this job a little over three months ago, and the only thing they havent given me is my own office, But I don't want one anyway.
Oh I started as a dispatch for an service company, now I do everything else (permits, inspections, proposals, taken care of my techs)
And this lady is not helping very much, shes getting petty bullshit done but thats it! I could hire a child to do that shit.
It like I try to teach her something new and she forgets what told her 10 minutes agoProhibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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03-26-2004, 04:16 PM #6happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Im 21 and have my own office
P-side Inc.
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03-26-2004, 04:22 PM #7Monochromatic Bunny
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What do your work with?Originally posted by PreMier
Im 21 and have my own office
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03-26-2004, 04:25 PM #8happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I work for an oil corporation.
P-side Inc.
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03-26-2004, 04:30 PM #9Monochromatic Bunny
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How do you find a job like that with only 21 ?
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03-26-2004, 04:35 PM #10happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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I am pretty smart
Plus I know people in high places haha
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03-26-2004, 04:38 PM #11Monochromatic Bunny
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Damn it, I don´t know any people in high places.
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03-26-2004, 05:21 PM #12I'm special :)
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I need a job.
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03-26-2004, 05:24 PM #13on my way to ISSA
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me too, and i'm leaving school in May
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03-26-2004, 05:24 PM #14I'm special :)
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me too! im so scared
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03-26-2004, 05:27 PM #15on my way to ISSA
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what did you study greek.....I'm Dietetics....very competitive!!!
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03-28-2004, 04:58 PM #16Registered User
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aka a gas station.Originally posted by PreMier
I work for an oil corporation.
Sorry bro, couldn't pass it up. lol
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03-28-2004, 04:59 PM #17Registered User
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With good reason.Originally posted by greekblondechic
me too! im so scared
People are at the peak of their ignorance on graduation day. You'll do fine...
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03-28-2004, 09:54 PM #18addicted to the crack
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Hanz..i did dietetics as well....then went on to chiropractic school.
dietetics just wasnt what i thought it would be....what type of setting are you looking to work in with your degree? (i can tell you some of the places that i checked out that seemed pretty cool)My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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03-28-2004, 10:09 PM #19Peelosopher
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huh huh, sure I want a... "job..."
but not from you. Albob might
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03-30-2004, 07:17 AM #20Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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In case anyone was wondering I am going to fire my assistant. Im done with this bullshit
Hey Trump if your out there I could use a couple pointers its my first time. Or if you could fire her for me, that would be even better ,Im skerd, but it has to be done. I will finish me rant in the Fuq thread The "Official" FUQ thread!
Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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03-30-2004, 11:39 AM #21Super Hero in Training
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that would be a huge jump over your 7.50 per hour, Wal-Mart greeter job!Originally posted by ALBOB
Sure. It needs to be in Las Vegas and it has to pay more than $65K. (If you make an offer in the $75K range I'll not only make the coffee but I'll re-load your ammo. )
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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03-30-2004, 11:42 AM #22Super Hero in Training
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Originally posted by BUSTINOUT
aka a gas station.
His office is lined w/ bullet proof glass with a great view of the slurpee machine!Im 21 and have my own office
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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03-30-2004, 02:45 PM #23IDIOT SAVANT
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If the company you work for has a Human Resources office you definately want to talk to them BEFORE you fire her. There's lots of details you need to take care of before telling someone to hit the road. Otherwise you're setting yourself up for a wrongful termination law suit. The end result of that is that YOU'LL probably end up unemployed.Originally posted by Spitfire
In case anyone was wondering I am going to fire my assistant. Im done with this bullshit
Hey Trump if your out there I could use a couple pointers its my first time.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-30-2004, 03:02 PM #24Im hungry ELITE MEMBER
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Well there is no human anything in this company but luckly I think the owner will fire her for me.
As I wipe sweat off brow, Im to nice for that shit
And she probably wont even understand "YOUR FIRED"
She will probably ask "what did you say to do after I cleaned my desk out again"Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. Abraham Lincoln
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson RIP
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03-30-2004, 03:05 PM #25Give it to me
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I'm looking for a job.....you wouldn't be in the Dallas area would you spitfire? I have great qualifications -- I'm a personal assistant for cryin' out loud....
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03-30-2004, 03:06 PM #26Give it to me
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Oh, and I'm cheaper than Albob!!!
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03-30-2004, 03:08 PM #27IDIOT SAVANT
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Damn straight! I'm easy but I'm NOT cheap.Originally posted by Fitgirl70
Oh, and I'm cheaper than Albob!!!
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-30-2004, 03:11 PM #28Give it to me
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I'm neither easy or cheap.....I'll just work for less than $65K....
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03-30-2004, 03:55 PM #29IDIOT SAVANT
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I thought you said you weren't cheap?Originally posted by Fitgirl70 .....I'll just work for less than $65K....
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-30-2004, 04:27 PM #30Peelosopher
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I think she may have been referring to per day.Originally posted by ALBOB
I thought you said you weren't cheap?
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