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  • Albob

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  • Crono1000

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  • Dale Mabry

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  • dg806

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  • Gr81

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  • irontime

    2 6.90%
  • Kuso

    7 24.14%
  • Maniclion

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  • Rissole

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    The Original Jackass

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    Vote for the King Jackass of 2003

    Well it's about that time of year again ( well acually we are a couple of months late, but whatever )
    Please try to remember back to 2003 and who was the biggest jackass of them all. I realize that this may be a little difficult for some of our more senile members (Albob) but I'm sure most of you will do fine.
    Let the voting begin
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    Re: Vote for the King Jackass of 2003

    Originally posted by irontime
    Well it's about that time of year again ( well acually we are a couple of months late, but whatever )
    Please try to remember back to 2003 and who was the biggest jackass of them all. I realize that this may be a little difficult for some of our more senile members (Albob) but I'm sure most of you will do fine.
    Let the voting begin

    Mine had a hanging chad, do I get to vote twice for my candidate.

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    Bastard
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
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    ohmygosh - where've you been cornfed?
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    If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama

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    How does a nice guy like me get nominated for such hurtful awards? I need to go have a quick cry.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Originally posted by nikegurl
    ohmygosh - where've you been cornfed?
    Scraping through the soap opera that is my life... Almost engaged to gf of 4yrs...ugly breakup...attempt @ ladiesman... 14later... engaged to a gf of 5mo... break it off... back w/ gf of 4yrs...
    basically "high fidelity" put to heavy metal

    Oh, and tryin' to get my college ass graduated while recording 2 cds and playing w/ 14bands in 12months... run ragged

    good to see ya and how've these idiots been behaving?
    - "If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuqqin' ass... because he sucks and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuqqin' play on and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuqqin' candy-ass girl band but you've got that mother-fuqqer submitting songs [for the album], and those douchebags from the Offspring, too."
    "...Dave Grohl? Fuq Dave Grohl! ...you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fuqqing Sh!tvana?"
    --- Zakk Wylde ---
    ---Dimebag Darrel RIP---

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    Originally posted by cornfed
    good to see ya and how've these idiots been behaving?
    about as well as can be expected (me included)

    sounds like you've been through some times lately to say the least. hopefully it's settling in and you're hanging in there.

    stick around if ya can. k?
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    If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -- 14th Dalai Lama

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    Originally posted by cornfed
    Bastard
    Sorry buddy, but if it makes you feel better you'll always be a huge Jackass in my books
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    Just out of curiosity, how long did it take you to get them in alphabetical order?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    I had to vote for kuso. SUre, Albob is a huge Jackass, but his absence for the better part of 2003 hurt him based on my judging criteria. That plus the tit thing.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    I would've put Albob or IT but both of you have been awol.

    So, I choose Cronno due to his admitting masterbation over anything and everything.

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    Originally posted by david
    I would've put Albob or IT but both of you have been awol.
    I've been trying to get around here
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    Originally posted by irontime
    I've been trying to get around here
    whore :P

    j/k

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    Hey, who's been stuffing the ballot box?!?!? There's no damn way I'm the biggest jackass around here.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Originally posted by david
    I would've put Albob or IT but both of you have been awol.
    Come on David, you know it's not quantity, it's QUALITY.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    david knows me all too well

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    Well, I would have liked to have voted for myself, but as most of my slams, and the TIT pic were this year, I had to go with second best....

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    Originally posted by ALBOB
    Come on David, you know it's not quantity, it's QUALITY.
    Well right now I'm looking at the quality of your queen, and I've gotta say that you two make a nice looking couple
    If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Well right now I'm looking at the quality of your queen, and I've gotta say that you two make a nice looking couple
    OH SHIT!!!!! I didn't think about that. I WANT A RE-COUNT Craig already said his vote was invalid due to a hanging Chad.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Originally posted by ALBOB
    OH SHIT!!!!! I didn't think about that. I WANT A RE-COUNT Craig already said his vote was invalid due to a hanging Chad.

    How do you know who I voted for, I might not have voted for you. Of course you were the logical choice, but there was always a chance.

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    Originally posted by craig777
    How do you know who I voted for, I might not have voted for you. Of course you were the logical choice, but there was always a chance.
    Yeah, right.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Originally posted by ALBOB
    OH SHIT!!!!! I didn't think about that. I WANT A RE-COUNT Craig already said his vote was invalid due to a hanging Chad.
    No way buddy, just turn off the lights and picture somebody pretty when you are snuggling up next to her
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    Originally posted by irontime
    No way buddy, just turn off the lights and picture somebody pretty when you are snuggling up next to her

    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    3 way tie now...
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    Wow, tied for first on the list and I don't even have a speech prepared, how unexpected!! .........lets see, well I would like to thank god.... and hmmm....who else...ah, oh yes....Satan. lol

    on the real though what do I get if I win?? It better be good. oh and for the record I want to say that I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BIGBALLA IS NOT ON THIS LIST AND WINNING. WTF?! there is no way I am a bigger jackass than Dg or bigballa, no way. thats all. lol

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    i just put u in first gr81 for that shit with bigballa. i would've bigballa but he's not on the list.
    Berserker: Band of ancient Norse warriors, who fought frenzied by intoxicating liquors, and naked, regardless of wounds.

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    I would like to say also that this process is flawed, b/c Firestorm isn't up on here either!! How can I be up on that list without my man fire up there with me. lol
    I want a new poll!! haha

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    Yea... where is Firestorm?
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    .... i'm on there...... alright who voted for me....
    Rock????....

    Yeah i think Firebum should be on dat list!!

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    Originally posted by gr81 on the real though what do I get if I win??
    You get to spend a glorious night of passion with the winner of the QUEEN Jackass contest.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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