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03-30-2004, 02:13 PM #1Fighting Endometriosis
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***read Me****
Taken from BB.com,this is all over the internet community
Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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03-30-2004, 02:24 PM #2Registered User
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03-30-2004, 02:27 PM #3I see YOU!! ELITE MEMBER
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03-30-2004, 02:37 PM #4Fighting Endometriosis
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Yep. That kid needs smacked!!!!
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03-30-2004, 02:41 PM #5training to be Goku
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WOW that is something else
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03-30-2004, 02:41 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Reason Number 101 for why I quit drinking. You end up in the most screwy of situations like waking up on a hotel balcony nude with some girl you barely know and all of the people in the hotel across from you are standing on their balconies. This almost sounds like BS though.
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03-30-2004, 02:44 PM #7Fighting Endometriosis
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It does sound like BS........
back to you though
Hee hee.......what was your initial reaction when you woke up?Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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03-30-2004, 02:48 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I thought "hurry up get dressed and leave before you get arrested" then I was like "Oh no! Is that a video tape in that guy's hand? "Thank goodness for morning wood or the shrinkage would have me crying" "Wow she's got a nice little ass I better get her inside too."
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-30-2004, 03:22 PM #9The Original Jackass
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Holy hell that is a funny story, very sick, but still funny 
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03-30-2004, 03:25 PM #10Moderator MODERATOR
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Hahahahahahahahaha, that is great. For a second there I thought it was actually Babs' story and she went to a girls room and fooled around with her while she was drunk. At that point I thought it was the greatest story ever. Unfortunately it turned out different, but still pretty good.
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03-30-2004, 03:39 PM #11Fighting Endometriosis
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I was worried you all would think that initially.......
LOL........Don't hate the player, hate the game!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/...the%20wave.GIF
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03-30-2004, 04:14 PM #12Registered Abuser
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03-30-2004, 05:11 PM #13Monochromatic Bunny
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I heard this was just one of those urban legend stories.
yeah i'd have to agree with the one that called urban legend. i'd heard that story more than once and even had a guy at college say he did it. almost word for word. (he was lying... we found out he wasn't even at the girls place).
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03-30-2004, 05:57 PM #15happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Sick!!!
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03-30-2004, 06:01 PM #16Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Now for a true story:
Matty a friend of mine from the Navy had hooked up with a girl at Gussie Lamour's (hole in the wall bar by the airport) that night he had sloppy drunk sex with her and got her so worked up he convinced her to go anal well afterwards he pulled out and noticed he had some well you know on his wang so he wipes an X across her lower back he goes to the bathroom to wash off comes back and she is fast asleep so he joins her. The next morning he awakes and she is in the shower he lays there and watches as she gets out, dry's off and turns to the sink the X is still there he urges her to get in the shower with him and he hugs her under the water while he scrubs her back. He couldn't stop thinking "What if I hadn't said anything she would've gone to the beach with that X on her back."Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-31-2004, 08:40 AM #17Fighting Endometriosis
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Kinda funny but the ending sure was nice!
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03-31-2004, 08:42 AM #18pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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Charming story.
Can I have that 45 seconds of my life back?
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