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    Hey Crono1000

    Hey bud, the Queen Jackass thread got me to thinking, where's Tit? Are you two still doing the nasty? If you two are on the rocks just let me know and I'll drop the subject. If you're still an item I want to know why she hasn't been around lately. She tired of having me kick her ass all the time?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Re: Hey Crono1000

    Originally posted by ALBOB
    Hey bud, the Queen Jackass thread got me to thinking,
    Damn, And all these years the doctors were trying a whole bunch of experimental drugs to make that happen They should call me Dr. IT after this breakthrough
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    Aren't they always nasty whether together or not.
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    Re: Re: Hey Crono1000

    Originally posted by irontime Dr. IT
    Just the thought of that gives me chills.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Re: Re: Hey Crono1000

    Originally posted by irontime
    They should call me Dr. IT
    Dr. IT, Proctologist

    Since your so good at telling men to drop'em and bend over
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Re: Re: Re: Hey Crono1000

    Originally posted by maniclion
    Dr. IT, Proctologist

    Since your so good at telling men to drop'em and bend over
    I would have pegged him as an ear/nose and throat kinda guy seeing as how all his boyfriends grab his ears and shove his nose into their bellys while he's throating them.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    good one maniclion

    (damn your name is hard to spell)

    tit's here all the time, she just doesn't post much I guess. If there's anything funny to read I generally just say "hey this is funny you should read it" and then use her witty comebacks for my own. We spend every waking minute together so it's hard for even me to get on as much as I like.

    ya know, I work her so hard at least twice a day she's gotta rest between sessions, and then I get on the comp and post here.

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    Originally posted by Crono1000


    ya know, I work her so hard at least twice a day she's gotta rest between sessions, then I make sure the lock on her cage is nice and secure, and then I get on the comp and post here.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    hmm... you must be watching our candid cameras online

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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    hmm... you must be watching our candid cameras online , did you like the part where i took a poo on her face?

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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    hmm... you must be watching our candid cameras online. Did you like the part where she slapped my face with her dick?
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Re: Re: Re: Hey Crono1000

    Originally posted by maniclion
    Dr. IT, Proctologist
    Since your so good at telling men to drop'em and bend over
    Hey don't give me shit. You're the dumbass who bent over.
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    I just told you to kiss it
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    Well it was dark and I was drunk so.........okay I'm gonna stop right there
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Well it was dark and I was drunk so.........okay I'm gonna stop right there
    Thank-you. In reference to an accusation you made about me and threads turning queer; I had nothing to do with this. YOU are the single common denominator. YOU are guilty.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Hell no Do not try to put the blame on me for this one turning faggy, YOU are the one who started it off with this.
    Originally posted by ALBOB
    I would have pegged him as an ear/nose and throat kinda guy seeing as how all his boyfriends grab his ears and shove his nose into their bellys while he's throating them.
    My comments were perfectly clean but look who stoops to the homosexual content For shame pops
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    DAMN! I guess your memory is finally starting to recover after that terrible beer bong accident.
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    It sure is So is that a confession that you are the causer of gayness in the area
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    Originally posted by irontime
    It sure is So is that a confession that you are the causer of gayness in the area
    Not on your damn life.

    maniclion is the one wanting you to worship his ass.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Ya I guess so, He even brought up the subject before any of us.
    hmmm possible homosexual in denial?
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    Originally posted by irontime possible homosexual in denial?
    Hmmmmmm. Now that you mention it, I've never even heard him TRY to deny it.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    "Let he who is not queer cast the first stone."
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    "Let he who is not queer cast the first stone."
    This is me casting the first stone. So, by your own quote, that means I'm NOT queer.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Originally posted by ALBOB
    Hmmmmmm. Now that you mention it, I've never even heard him TRY to deny it.

    O.k you got me I can't live with this shame anymore

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    Lesbian Oh yeah!
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    Love to munch the carpet, mow the lawn. Spreading the clam for that cultured pearl.
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    what? No one's gonna accuse albob for making a gay thread as soon as he called it "Hey Crono1000?"

    damn, yall are losing your touch.

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    ^That's Crono^ posing as Tit
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    we're on the same computer dipshit. It's hard to remember to logoff and sign in every time.

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