Here's another Joke---don't remember where I got it from though
A guy walks into a bar and sits down- Impatiently, he asks the bartender for six shots of whiskey
Curiously the bartender asks "what's the ocassion?" The man replies, "Today was my first blowjob"
The bartender says, "Well that's great- let me get you another drink on the house, in celebration"
The man replies, "Thanks, but if six shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth- nothing will"