Reply With QuoteHere's another Joke---don't remember where I got it from though
A guy walks into a bar and sits down- Impatiently, he asks the bartender for six shots of whiskey
Curiously the bartender asks "what's the ocassion?" The man replies, "Today was my first blowjob"
The bartender says, "Well that's great- let me get you another drink on the house, in celebration"
The man replies, "Thanks, but if six shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth- nothing will"
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04-02-2004, 09:31 AM #1Swearing off coffee, hell ELITE MEMBER
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Funny
> >>A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
> >>sued the
> >>tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for
> >>making
> >>them fat."
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> >>The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
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> >>The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
> >>
> >>The man says,
> >>"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept
> >>with."
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Originally posted by Hanz29
Here's another Joke---don't remember where I got it from though
A guy walks into a bar and sits down- Impatiently, he asks the bartender for six shots of whiskey
Curiously the bartender asks "what's the ocassion?" The man replies, "Today was my first blowjob"
The bartender says, "Well that's great- let me get you another drink on the house, in celebration"
The man replies, "Thanks, but if six shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth- nothing will"
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Re: Funny
Originally posted by CourtQueen
> >>A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
> >>sued the
> >>tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for
> >>making
> >>them fat."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
> >>
> >>The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
> >>
> >>The man says,
> >>"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept
> >>with."
Drama is the result of an attempt
to find wholeness & success
in the midst of forces that have been
birthed in chaos and nurtured in confusion.
-- No More Drama
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04-02-2004, 09:40 PM #5American BadAss ELITE MEMBER
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Heres another one:
Two guys decide to go camping, and one brings there dog along.......
After a long day of fishing,they decide to call it a day...
So later on that night, while sitting around the campfire..
The dog starts to lick his own dick.........
One of the guys say " man,I wish I could do that"
And the other guy replies, "yeah me to, but I am scared he will bite me.
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Father-In-Law Joke:.....So, These Two Blondes walk into a building.....Seems like one of them would have noticed.
4-year old son joke: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?........NACHO Cheese!...."Not-Ch-Yo" cheese...get it?
Alright, where'd I put that beer? 
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04-02-2004, 10:41 PM #7Super Hero in Training
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that joke was just on some tv show the other night!Originally posted by DaMayor
4-year old son joke: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?........NACHO Cheese!...."Not-Ch-Yo" cheese...get it?
Alright, where'd I put that beer?
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