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Your top 3 contenders for King Jackass

View Poll Results: Who should be King Jackass for 2003?

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  • Albob

    15 35.71%
  • Gr81

    13 30.95%
  • Kuso

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  1. #1
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    Your top 3 contenders for King Jackass

    First let's get this straight.
    Jackass - a person who is constantly making high quality slams at other people's expense, but you love having that person around anyway.


    And now we have out top three contenders. The results with the other poll are too close, so hopefully with just these 3 on here there will be a clear winner. I also do not feel that we need one for the 'Queen Jackass' poll as it is clear who the winner of that one is
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    Personally I'm kinda undecided at the moment between Kuso and pops, they've bothe made excellent slams over the past year, but will Albob's absence be a factor?
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Personally I'm kinda undecided at the moment between Kuso and pops, they've bothe made excellent slams over the past year, but will Albob's absence be a factor?
    If you are so unsure go with gr81 so as not to offend either Albob or myself by not chosing us.

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    Well I would, but I feel that it belongs with one of you two. I'l make a decision soon
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    IT, damn bro you really musta' been slacking off to not even qual for the top 3! :o
    I had such high hopes
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    Originally posted by cornfed
    IT, damn bro you really musta' been slacking off to not even qual for the top 3! :o
    I had such high hopes
    Jackass - a person who is constantly making high quality slams at other people's expense, but you love having that person around anyway.

    He's had some high quality slams, it's just that no one wants him around
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Re: Your top 3 contenders for King Jackass

    Originally posted by irontime Jackass - a person who is constantly making stupid remarks in an attempt to make himself feel better, but you love having that person around because it makes you realize how much worse off you could be.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    Originally posted by kuso
    WTF?? Someone go put another vote in for ALBOB
    Done. lol

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    Originally posted by BUSTINOUT
    Done. lol

    well some smartass just voted for me again, so someone ELSE put one up for AL

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    I just saw that. And don't have the balls...or tits to admit who they are. lol

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    Other than the thread maker and those in the poll we have only four other posters in this thread with over 20 votes........

    It would seem there are many ballless, titless people around here lol

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    Originally posted by kuso
    It would seem there are many ballless, titless people around here lol
    Some things will just never change. lol

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    i voted for kuso...
    only because albob was gone for a while
    and i didnt get here till 2004 so....
    i figured what the hell

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    tit and I voted for kuso. Sorry albob, normally I wulda voted for you by all means but the AWOL factor decided it for me.

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    I still voted for Albob. AWOL or not, he still has the touch.

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    I just tapped Kuso up into the leading role. Sorry buddy, you just take the cake.

    Albobs been gone doing serious stuff too long... I'm not sure if he's Jackass quality anymore.

    As to gr81, a definite jackass ( ) but King Jackass? Hmmm, no, it'd have to be Kuso.

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    Originally posted by Stickboy
    I still voted for Albob. AWOL or not, he still has the touch.

    That sounds awfully friendly.

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    Originally posted by Eggs
    I just tapped Kuso up into the leading role. Sorry buddy, you just take the cake.

    Albobs been gone doing serious stuff too long... I'm not sure if he's Jackass quality anymore.

    As to gr81, a definite jackass ( ) but King Jackass? Hmmm, no, it'd have to be Kuso.
    I feel an Eggs thread in the making LOL

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    Originally posted by kuso
    That sounds awfully friendly.
    I know, and Stickboy should be more careful... God knows what else Albob has been touching, or whom

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    Originally posted by kuso
    I feel an Eggs thread in the making LOL
    Oooh oooh, whats it going to be!


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    ^ its gonna be a big diss about you
    and everyone will come in and make comments lol

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    You'd better start thinking now then... the threads coming out sometime next year


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    AArrggghhh. Damnit. I cannot believe I opened my self up for those slams.

    Kuso, you are indeed King of the Jackasses.

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    Originally posted by Stickboy
    Kuso, you are indeed King of the Jackasses.
    I think you mean Queen. lol

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    that's my title jackass

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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    that's my title jackass
    Watchit smartass. I don't wanna mave to take a roadtrip. lol

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    Cmon guys, lets show some love for the gr81 dammit!!

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    Originally posted by Crono1000
    that's my title jackass


    lmao!

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